2009: Ariana gives a shoutout to salad staple, cucumber.
2019: Ariana writes in tiny, weird almost illegible font "u seen it."
2009: Ariana posts a cover of "ABC" to her Myspace.
2019: Ariana finishes two albums in six months, an accomplishment.
2009: ah-mazing sights and yummiest lip gloss ever.
2009: Pumpkin pie bubble bath, a deep breath, and praise for the study of knowledge.
2009: Ariana is allowed to eat CoCoa Puffs.
2019: There's a piece of confetti on the ground and because technology is scary as fuck, Ariana thought she had a chip installed in her.
2009: Ariana professes love for the invention, Kindle.
2019: I'm pretty sure Ariana is going to kick my ass.
2009: Ariana is taking a biology quiz.
2019: Ariana feels liberated through emoji use.
2009: Ariana has to wake up at 4am to go to LA.
2019: Ariana wants you to get off her nuts.
2009: Ariana gets spooky.
2019: Ariana gets real about Astrology.
2009: Ariana dips Italian staple, pizza, into dairy treat, chocolate ice cream.
2019: Ariana uses black hearts.
2009: Ariana posts lyrics to indie dance classic, "Pokerface."
2019: Ariana posts baby picture and a proclamation of wealth.
In conclusion, I love Ariana Grande and you will never be able to take that way from me.