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Here Is What You Need To Know About Tom Hiddleston And Calvin Harris

A list.

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We'll start with the basics.

Calvin Harris's real name is Adam Richard Wiles. He was born in Scotland. Calvin is 31 years old.

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Tom Hiddleston's real name is Thomas William Hiddleston. He was born in London, England. Tom is 35 years old.

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Both probably call fries "chips."

Google says Tom Hiddleston is 6-foot-2.

Google says Calvin Harris is 6-foot-6.

Both are (abnormally) tall.

This is Calvin Harris' hairline:

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This is Tom Hiddleston's hairline:

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Both are natural blondes.

These are Calvin Harris' eyes:

They appear to be blue-green.
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They appear to be blue-green.

These are Tom Hiddleston's eyes:

They appear to be blue.
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They appear to be blue.

Both have nice eyebrows.

Calvin Harris's mother's name is Pamela.

Tom Hiddleston's mother's name is Diana Patricia.

I could not find any information about their maiden names.

Tom Hiddleston's penis' nickname is "Hiddleconda."

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Calvin Harris's penis does not have an official nickname, but if it did it could be "Calvin 'n' Knobs."

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Both are packing.

Related: Calvin Harris wears a size 13 shoe.

Tom Hiddleston might be a size 11.

That's pretty good, though shoe size and dick size have no known correlation :*(

This is Tom Hiddleston during his awkward phase:

This is Calvin Harris during his awkward stage:

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Both are proof that there is hope for everyone.

This is Calvin Harris wearing what appears to be a toupee:

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This is Tom Hiddleston wearing what appears to be a toupee.

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Bad haircuts happen to everyone.

Tom Hiddleston's favorite color is blue.

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Calvin Harris forgot what his favorite color is.

Both spell "color" with a "u."

Tom Hiddleston wishes he were better at Spanish. He said in an interview, "I wish I were better at Spanish. I studied it at school."

Calvin Harris does not like soft cheese.

Both follow Samuel L. Jackson on Twitter.

This is a picture of Calvin Harris from February 2009:

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This is a picture of Tom Hiddleston from February 2009:

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Both wish those pictures were deleted.

LASTLY (and most importantly)...

This is Tom Hiddleston's right tit:

A few nipple hairs.
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A few nipple hairs.

This is Calvin Harris' right tit:

No nipple hairs.
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No nipple hairs.

Both have nice racks.

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Now that you know these two fellows, TAKE THE DAMN POLL.

  1. Who would you rather?

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    Calvin
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    Calvin
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    Tom
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    Tom
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