Calvin Harris's real name is Adam Richard Wiles. He was born in Scotland. Calvin is 31 years old.
Tom Hiddleston's real name is Thomas William Hiddleston. He was born in London, England. Tom is 35 years old.
This is Calvin Harris' hairline:
This is Tom Hiddleston's hairline:
These are Calvin Harris' eyes:
These are Tom Hiddleston's eyes:
Tom Hiddleston's penis' nickname is "Hiddleconda."
Calvin Harris's penis does not have an official nickname, but if it did it could be "Calvin 'n' Knobs."
Related: Calvin Harris wears a size 13 shoe.
Tom Hiddleston might be a size 11.
This is Tom Hiddleston during his awkward phase:
This is Calvin Harris during his awkward stage:
This is Calvin Harris wearing what appears to be a toupee:
This is Tom Hiddleston wearing what appears to be a toupee.
Tom Hiddleston's favorite color is blue.
Calvin Harris forgot what his favorite color is.
Tom Hiddleston wishes he were better at Spanish. He said in an interview, "I wish I were better at Spanish. I studied it at school."
Calvin Harris does not like soft cheese.
This is a picture of Calvin Harris from February 2009:
This is a picture of Tom Hiddleston from February 2009:
This is Tom Hiddleston's right tit:
This is Calvin Harris' right tit:
Both have nice racks.
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Here Is What You Need To Know About Tom Hiddleston And Calvin Harris
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