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    23 Songs From The Early 2000s Only Gays And Woke Straights Know About

    Alternate headline: Do you have taste?

    1. "A Little Bit" by Jessica Simpson

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    "With You" really connected with the basic straight population but "A Little Bit" brought about true enlightenment to gays and straights *in the know.*

    2. "Mirror Mirror" by M2M

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    Only true intellectuals listened to this legendary NORWEGIAN* duo. They shaped a generation of young homos and smart heteros.

    *I previously thought they were Swedish. I was wrong and the gay mafia attacked in the comments. I'm a pos.

    3. "This Is Me" by Dream

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    Average people love "He Loves U Not," the gifted still listen to "This Is Me."

    4. "What Dreams Are Made Of" by Hilary Duff & Isabella

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    The "I Will Always Love You" of the early 2000s. Gorgeous, stunning, and the inspiration for A Star Is Born.

    5. Anything by Jennifer Love Hewitt

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    "Barenaked" a classic. "How Do I Deal" a classic. JLH is the original indie queen.

    6. "Blowin' Me Up (With Her Love)" by JC Chasez

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    Straight people love Justin Timberlake. The gays and smart straights realize JC was always better.

    7. "Halfway Round the World" by A*teens

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    An Abba tribute band composed of teens, their minds.

    8. "Rollercoaster" by B*Witched

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    "Cest La Vie" is a cute common girl but "Rollercoaster" is that unique gorgeous queen.

    9. "The Itch" by Vitamin C

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    As I've always said, Vitamin C died so Pink could live. A true sacrificial lamb to the gay community.

    10. "In My Pocket" by Mandy Moore

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    A revolutionary use of the faux hawk. Mandy Moore did that.

    11. "Baby Come On Over" by Samantha Mumba

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    A boring person will tell you they loved "Gotta Tell You." People with taste will tell you they still listen to "Baby Come On Over."

    12. "How Do I Feel" by Hoku

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    Otherwise known as "the burrito song."

    13. Anything by Emma Bunton post-Spice Girls

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    Emma Bunton should have been the Justin Timberlake (in theory, I know he sucks) of the Spice Girls but straight people exist and sometimes they are homophobic. No offense.

    14. "Nothing In This World" by Paris Hilton

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    Almost, ALMOST, as good as "Stars Are Blind."

    15. "What It Feels Like For A Girl" by Madonna

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    Like Bionic, it was ahead of it's time. Another casualty of fragile masculinity.

    16. "Natural" by S Club 7

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    S Club was technically 1/7 gay because I'm pretty sure the blonde one is gay. They're one of us.

    17. "Take Me Away" by Fefe Dobson

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    Rock music gays and their woke allies could get behind Miss Fefe.

    18. "Song For The Lonely" by Cher

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    Just as gorgeous as "Believe."

    19. "Nobody Wants To Be Lonely" by Christina Aguilera and Ricky Martin

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    This song is inherently 50% homosexual (because Ricky Martin is gay).

    20. The original "I'm Real" and "Ain't It Funny" by Jennifer Lopez

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    Heteros know the remixes. Gays and woke straights know the originals (but also the remixes.)

    21. "Over" by Lindsay Lohan

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    Made grunge cool and relevant again for a brief period in the early 2000s.

    22. "Slow" by Kylie Minogue

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    I am not one for conspiracy theories but I swear there was some straight conspiracy against Kylie Minogue. There is no reason she shouldn't have like 25 #1 American hits.

    23. "Overprotected" by Britney Spears

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    Forget "Toxic," "Overprotected" is her best song and that's that...on that.

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