I believe that I have been put on this planet to have the privilege to share with you this tweet about an Uber driver dropping a deuce at Gabrielle Union's house.
I feel like the poop prophet.
So, in case you totally just skipped over everything I said, I'll repeat again: An Uber driver dropped a deuce in Gabrielle Union's house and she tweeted about it.
How did Gabrielle Union's Uber driver end up pooping in her house? What put her in this shitty situation?