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25 Frightening Facts About White Guys With Dreads

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1. White guys with dreads are one of the most mystifying and bewildering creatures "functioning" in modern day society.

Carnivorous plants, birds that can't fly, white guys with dreadlocks...this world is full of some crazy shit.

The Black Sheep@BlackSheep_USC

Carnivorous plants, birds that can't fly, white guys with dreadlocks...this world is full of some crazy shit.

3:26 PM - 15 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Unfortunately, no one understands why they even exist.

3. For decades they've caused uneasiness and secondhand embarrassment to literally everyone around them.

I've always been freaked out by white guys with dreadlocks

SchoolBoy Quinn@livemahz

I've always been freaked out by white guys with dreadlocks

3:54 PM - 17 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. That's because they challenge all human theory and common sense...

White guys with dreadlocks are somehow defying evolution.

Meat Claws@CTurpin74

White guys with dreadlocks are somehow defying evolution.

6:32 AM - 08 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. ... are unjustifiably confident....

3 most confident types of people. 1) white guys with dreads 2) people who believe in aliens 3) guys who send dick pics

Brent Thomas@sixsevencomedy

3 most confident types of people.

1) white guys with dreads

2) people who believe in aliens

3) guys who send dick pics

6:11 PM - 30 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. ...and somehow end up on every singing competition program.

White guys with dreads sure love tv singing competitions

deanmcarthur@deanmcarthur

White guys with dreads sure love tv singing competitions

3:10 PM - 24 May 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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7. You'll find them on Tinder...

This gem is from the tinder profile of a white guy with dreads

Folu@whiskeysoaking

This gem is from the tinder profile of a white guy with dreads

9:01 PM - 01 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. ...OkCupid...

picture this: white guy with dreads, smiling in a photo surrounded by young african children. yes this man just messaged me on okcupid

mm@accessforbidden

picture this: white guy with dreads, smiling in a photo surrounded by young african children. yes this man just messaged me on okcupid

4:27 PM - 23 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. ...but mostly they thrive in places like San Francisco and Portland.

Spotted: white guy with dreads driving a Lexus. Hello San Francisco.

Jill Filipovic@JillFilipovic

Spotted: white guy with dreads driving a Lexus. Hello San Francisco.

1:51 PM - 19 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

A map showing where white guys with dreads are most prevalent in the world.
Via amaps.com

A map showing where white guys with dreads are most prevalent in the world.

10. They ALL own hacky sacks...

Not every white guy who's good at hackysack has dreadlocks, but every white guy with dreadlocks is good at hackysack.

Daniel Carrillo@DanielRCarrillo

Not every white guy who's good at hackysack has dreadlocks, but every white guy with dreadlocks is good at hackysack.

11:06 PM - 03 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. ...have a robust knowledge of tea...

Every time I see a white guy with dread locks, I think, "I bet that dude gives a fuck about teas."

Zach Peterson@MrZachPeterson

Every time I see a white guy with dread locks, I think, "I bet that dude gives a fuck about teas."

7:31 PM - 18 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. ...and treat everything like a set of bongos.

a white guy with dreadlocks is playing the drums on his thighs

noel@dog_of_flame

a white guy with dreadlocks is playing the drums on his thighs

2:28 PM - 05 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Getty Images/iStockphoto Reuben Schulz

13. They know the 311 discography by heart...

Teacher says, every time a white guy grows dreadlocks an angel gets the 311 discography. #PrettySureThatsTheQuote #WonderfulLife

Dr. Foodtruck-Butt@TheStofer

Teacher says, every time a white guy grows dreadlocks an angel gets the 311 discography. #PrettySureThatsTheQuote #WonderfulLife

12:43 AM - 28 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. ...can play "Redemption Song"...

We get it, white guys with dreads. You can all play Redemption Song.

Tess Barker@TesstifyBarker

We get it, white guys with dreads. You can all play Redemption Song.

2:28 PM - 05 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. ...play the bass guitar...

Every time I see a white guy with dreads, my first thought is always "I bet he's amazing at bass guitar.".

Nathan Ifill@nathanifill

Every time I see a white guy with dreads, my first thought is always "I bet he's amazing at bass guitar.".

9:59 AM - 18 Nov 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. ...and face some of the highest forms of workplace discrimination because they thought it was a good idea to get dreadlocks.

No one has ever looked at a white guy with dreads and said "That's the right guy for the job!" Ever.

revious@revious

No one has ever looked at a white guy with dreads and said "That's the right guy for the job!"

Ever.

2:47 PM - 27 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Getty Images/iStockphoto Christopher Pattberg

17. But! Let's not be too judgmental. There are some good ones out there!

Saw a white guy on the subway with dreads wearing a suit jacket, shorts and jordans. I shall call him a humanicorn.

Grace Helbig@gracehelbig

Saw a white guy on the subway with dreads wearing a suit jacket, shorts and jordans. I shall call him a humanicorn.

7:33 PM - 20 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. They can be put to good use.

If you have a fear of public speaking, imagine the crowd is just all white guys with dreadlocks

michael@michaeljhudson

If you have a fear of public speaking, imagine the crowd is just all white guys with dreadlocks

4:16 AM - 28 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Like they're a good bet to sit by on public transportation.

The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted

TROOF N' SOUL@mrtruthandsoul

The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted

7:27 AM - 17 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. They grant wishes.

If you see a white guy with dreads, close your eyes and make a wish.

TheBestWorstAdvice@BestWorstAdvice

If you see a white guy with dreads, close your eyes and make a wish.

1:20 AM - 06 Nov 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. Some are even self-aware!

Im a white guy with dreads who doesn't smoke loves punk plays in a metal band makes beard oil and i wear suits. Im a walking contradiction

Thomas Camilleri@BaseGodThomas

Im a white guy with dreads who doesn't smoke loves punk plays in a metal band makes beard oil and i wear suits. Im a walking contradiction

4:16 PM - 04 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. And it's pretty fun just how cliché they can really be.

both white guys with dreads are missing from class today coincidence? i think not

𦎜hampagne papi 2.0☹@Alex_Mercado_

both white guys with dreads are missing from class today

coincidence?

i think not

11:40 AM - 08 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

ALL OF THAT BEING SAID...

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23. Be careful.

Some white guy just accidentally hit me with his dreads

Annalise@bananalise

Some white guy just accidentally hit me with his dreads

4:52 AM - 12 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

24. They are still white guys who thought it was a good idea to get dreads.

I just let a white guy with dreads fuck me lol

Trish Walsh@trish_walsh

I just let a white guy with dreads fuck me lol

8:41 AM - 07 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25. TO SUM EVERYTHING UP....

Just saw a white guy with dreadlocks holding a baby. I hope he doesn't make the same mistakes as his father :(

Ali Vingiano@alivingiano

Just saw a white guy with dreadlocks holding a baby. I hope he doesn't make the same mistakes as his father :(

4:32 PM - 19 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Have a good day! Stay safe out there, people.

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