In case you missed it, there was a horrifying video of Jon Hamm in the early '90s released today. The pictures are below behind a censored screen.
My face and yours. But we can fix it.
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Follow my lead.
First, look at his delicately salted + peppered beard and imagine yourself swimming in its bristles.
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Next, praise sweat pants.
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While you're at it, praise baggy dress pants and Mother Nature for the wind that blows through hair.
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O.K. growl.
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FIGHT THE POWER!!!*
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*This doesn't make sense I just wanted to include this picture because.
Hi.
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Really motorboat it this time.
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Catch that gaze.
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I said, CATCH THAT MOTHER FUCKING GAZE.
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Now play some balls.
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IDK just look at this one.
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Wink at this one.
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Die.
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And finish.
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Now smoke a cig, eat some crap, and CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
