*Calls Marcus Bachmann*
COMING TO A GAY-CONVERSION "CLINIC" NEAR YOU…
...it's the new Selena Gomez video for the best song on her new album, Revival: "Hands to Myself," which is making me question everything that is sacred and important to me!!!!*
The video was FINALLY released and WHAT THE FUCK is going on in my brain?!
For the love of Christ, FIND ME A CHURCH!!!!!!!*
I mean, there's even a hot-ass guy but... My.Eyes.Are.Averted.
I AM NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE GUY IN THIS GIF.
Like, Selena what are you doing to my gentle gay mind?!?!
1. There's that weird thing she does where she touches all the suits in her room and for some reason I'm like, "I WANT HER TO TOUCH MY SUITS"!*
2. THAT WEIRD OPEN-MOUTHED TONGUE THING.
3. Those handcuffs!!!!*
4. The open shirt booty roll thing!!!
5. AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED ABOUT THE BANGS.
THOSE BANGS!!!*
6. The gratuitous handling of the remote!!!
7. THERE IS EVEN A BOOB GRAB!
8. I CAN'T STOP USING EXCLAMATION POINTS!
9. Basically, Selena Gomez is single-handedly saving the gay conversion movement!!!
10. Slay on, Selena. Slay on & on & on.
11. I am forever* ruined.
You can watch the video on Apple Music.
The Hands To Myself video is here: https://t.co/JixLzCj381 l Looks amazing. Can't wait for part 2 @selenagomez