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11 Times Selena Gomez's "Hands To Myself" Video Made Me Question My Homosexuality

Nothing is the same.

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*Calls Marcus Bachmann*

COMING TO A GAY-CONVERSION "CLINIC" NEAR YOU…

...it's the new Selena Gomez video for the best song on her new album, Revival: "Hands to Myself," which is making me question everything that is sacred and important to me!!!!*

*Mainly dicks and boys.
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*Mainly dicks and boys.

The video was FINALLY released and WHAT THE FUCK is going on in my brain?!

For the love of Christ, FIND ME A CHURCH!!!!!!!*

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*Preferably gay friendly bc I don't know how long this is gonna last.

I mean, there's even a hot-ass guy but... My.Eyes.Are.Averted.

I AM NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE GUY IN THIS GIF.

Like, Selena what are you doing to my gentle gay mind?!?!

1. There's that weird thing she does where she touches all the suits in her room and for some reason I'm like, "I WANT HER TO TOUCH MY SUITS"!*

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*Even though I only have like one suit IRL.

2. THAT WEIRD OPEN-MOUTHED TONGUE THING.

3. Those handcuffs!!!!*

*I'm not really super into handcuffs but idk might be hot?
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*I'm not really super into handcuffs but idk might be hot?

4. The open shirt booty roll thing!!!

5. AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED ABOUT THE BANGS.

THOSE BANGS!!!*

*OK I realize that sounds gay w/e.
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*OK I realize that sounds gay w/e.

6. The gratuitous handling of the remote!!!

7. THERE IS EVEN A BOOB GRAB!

8. I CAN'T STOP USING EXCLAMATION POINTS!

9. Basically, Selena Gomez is single-handedly saving the gay conversion movement!!!

10. Slay on, Selena. Slay on & on & on.

<3

11. I am forever* ruined.

*Well prob until some new Justin Bieber nudes leak. Bye!
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*Well prob until some new Justin Bieber nudes leak.

Bye!

You can watch the video on Apple Music.

The Hands To Myself video is here: https://t.co/JixLzCj381 l Looks amazing. Can't wait for part 2 @selenagomez