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Your worst nightmare is a tiny blue light.
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Because seriously, fill yourself Keurig.
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I 👏 DON'T 👏 WANT 👏 TO 👏 HEAR 👏 IT
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You don't understand how people lived in the past like it was the dang Stone Age or something.
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There is nothing more perfect than this picture:
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And this picture makes you FEEL THINGS:
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You know that true happiness is K-Cups on sale.
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It has become normal to hate members of your own family.
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Like, TAKE THE CUP OUT I AM NOT YOUR BUTLER.
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AND FOR GOD SAKES, NEVER UNPLUG THE MACHINE!
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YOU ARE NOT SAVING ENERGY!
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AND DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH THESE MONSTERS.
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Besides all of those a**holes, your Keurig has taught you some important things, like patience.
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You Keurig has taught you how to be crafty and resourceful.
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Like, really resourceful.
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You're basically a DIY expert because of your Keurig.
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And even though sometimes your Keurig betrays you.
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And you feel like you want to throw the machine out of your window.
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The nicest "person" in your life.
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The only thing that understands you.
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Your one true source of true joy.
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The best part of your day.
