99% Of The World Got Engaged And/Or Pregnant Last Week
There must be something in the water but it surely isn't coming out my faucet.
This post is for the approximately seven of you in the entire world who DID NOT get engaged or pregnant this past week.
Welcome. This is a safe zone. A zone with ZERO "announcements" or "personal news" or awkward blob-like pictures of ultrasounds (no offense).
Rogue and random engagements are everywhere this holiday season.
All feeds are clogged with "I'm pregnant!" or "We're engaged!" and I'm just like *Jennifer Lopez voice* ENOUGH.
We're here. (Some of us) are queer. And we're single.
AND THAT'S OKAY.
It's just strange that like the entire world is now engaged.
And while it can send a very large percentage of us into a deep never-ending spiral of resentment, hate, depression, and also anxiety.
It's important to just, like, mute everyone.
In 2019, it's all about the ho and glow baby. Ho and glow.
Relationships and babies are overrated.