1. This thrilling mystery.
2. This woman's impressive sighting.
3. This man's harrowing tale.
4. This incredible accomplishment.
5. Just, like, a deer with a Doritos bag stuck on its head.
6. A bear in a hammock.
7. Whoever "Stinky Butt" is.
8. A Twitter account dedicated to Lana Del Rey's toes.
9. "Butt Lady Of Auburn, CA"
10. Lil Jon having a poop attack.
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
11. Macklemore's 9/11 conspiracy.
911...bush knocked down the towers
12. This helpful advice.
13. An 81-year-old woman spraying cops with boxed wine.
14. A drunk woman eating a stranger's food at PF Chang's.
15. A vet telling a cat how fat he is.
16. Justin Bieber's chicken wish.
If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.
17. A drunk opossum.
18. A person who got bit by a mosquito.
19. Awkward pictures from an Avril Lavigne meet-and-greet.
20. Saying this headline:
21. This man's terrible pain.
22. A guy vaping semen.
23. The great ramen noodle heist of 2015.
24. And, of course, the recipe for ice cubes.
