In case you didn't know, the billionaires are *literally* fighting.
It started a few weeks ago, when Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk agreed to a cage fight.
I'm not joking. Mark responded to Elon's tweet with "send me location."
Then, things escalated last week when Meta launched Threads, their rival to Twitter.
This made Elon angry...
...and Mark was replying on Threads to things people were saying about Elon.
Never the one to remain quiet, Elon proposed a "literal dick measuring contest" between the two.
That brings you up to date, and the moment you've allllllll been waiting for: the Mark Zuckerberg shirtless pic:
That had people in the comments even more hyped for this potential face-off.
But then there were other people on the, uh, hornier side.
People let their billionaire freak flags fly.
In predictable fashion, the thirst tweets were plenty.
From fire emojis...
...to general shock and awe.
Y'all need GOD!
Bye.
