29 Things Millennials Considered "Hot Guy Things" That Definitely Aren't "Hot Guy Things" Anymore
*Shudders*
1. Guys with this "bangs for days" haircut:

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2. Guys who just, like, dry humped the air in a congo line:
3. Guys who enjoyed giving each other wet willies while eating pizza:
4. This type of sweaty man-boy wiggling:
5. Guys with super flat-ironed hair that made this face in every pic they took:

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6. Guys who wore zippered baby tees:
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7. Just a bunch of guys slapping their own asses:
8. Guys who wore suggestive graphic tees:

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9. Guys with thermals under short-sleeve T-shirts (but especially graphic tees) and polos:

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10. Guys who weren't afraid to expose a tit or two:

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11. Guys who wore fedoras (even if they low-key looked ridic in them):

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12. Guys who liked having hot wax poured on their chest:
13. Any guy with extremely spiky gelled-up hair:

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14. And ESPECIALLY spiky tips that were frosted:

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15. Guys with extremely baggy cargo shorts:

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16. Guys who went full-on Canadian tuxedo and wore denim on denim:

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17. Any guy wearing this exact "going out for the night" outfit:

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18. Guys who wore matching track suits without shirts:

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19. Any guy who wore beaded and shelled necklaces — preferably puka:

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20. Guys with this haircut:

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21. Guys who were really good at making dramatic hand movements:

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22. Guys who hung out together in piles of stuffed animals:

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23. Guys with very large striped ties that they wore with untucked button downs:

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24. Guys in distressed bootcut jeans and Chucks:

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25. Guys with faux hawks:

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Bonus points if they were frosted.
26. Guys with shredded clothing:

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27. Guys with reflective leather clothing:

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28. Any of the guys who had to stand shirtless outside an Abercrombie in the mall:

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29. And finally, literally any guy who worked at Hollister and rocked weirdly, almost green-tinted distressed jeans with Hollister logo tees:

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