The other morning I woke up to a frantic text from a friend.
Startled and confused, that text got me thinking, we already know what the straight song of summer is...
...but what about the song of the summer for homosexuals?
This, fellow homos, is for you:
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"Crying In The Club" by Camila Cabella
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Lorde's "Melodrama" album
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"Malibu (Gigamesh Remix)" by Miley Cyrus
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"Want You Back" by Haim
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"Chantaje" by Shakira feat. Maluma
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"Mama Say" by Betty Who
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"Bad Liar" by Selena Gomez
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"Swish Swish" by Katy Perry feat. Nicki Minaj
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"Wearing Nothing" by Dagny
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"Say My Name" by Tove Stryke
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"The Cure" by Lady Gaga
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"Down" by Fifth Harmony
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"There For You" by Martin Garrix feat. Troye Sivan
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"Greedy" by Ariana Grande but really by Valentina but actually not because she didn't know the words
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"Wild Thoughts" by DJ Khaled feat. Rihanna
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"Paradinha" by Anitta
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"Cool For The Summer" by Demi Lovato