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    Ok But Why Does Lana Del Rey Always Have Coffee?

    A trend.

    Water is wet, violets are blue, my grandma still doesn't know how to pronounce "quinoa," and Lana Del Rey is always holding a coffee.

    WHY? Not sure. Let's investigate.

    2013: Lana is spotted for the first time in public with a coffee.

    September 5, 2015: After a relatively tame and coffee-free 2014, Lana makes her first 2015 public appearance with her man and her coffee.

    February 2, 2016: In the early days of 2016, Lana is back on the coffee bandwagon.

    March 27, 2016: Lana has a big coffee.

    April 1, 2016: Lana has another coffee.

    April 10, 2016: Lana has a coffee and a newspaper.

    August 22, 2016: Lana leaves a "Western Bagel" location with not one or two BUT three coffees. Two hot and one iced.

    !!!

    She could barely open the door!

    August 22, 2016: After her earlier three coffee binge, Lana is spotted chatting with an older gentleman and his dog at, yup, you guessed it, a coffee shop!

    August 29, 2016: Lana delicately holds a small coffee.

    The morning of October 3, 2016: Lana has a big coffee.

    Later that day on October 3, 2016: Lana has a teeny tiny coffee.

    December 19, 2016: Lana has two coffees.

    Double trouble!

    February 1st, 2017: She's back to only one coffee.

    So, what does it all mean? Well, my best guess is that Lana Del Rey probably likes coffee.

    Thank you for the last two minutes of your life.