Buzz·Posted on Oct 8, 2009Dead Deer In A Clown SuitBest AP News opening sentence ever: "You'll never see this clown in the circus."by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail View this video on YouTube A man in Iowa found a dead deer dressed in a clown suit (with rainbow afro) and makeup (lipstick and blush) sitting on his porch.