It's Been 19 Years Since "Cheaper By The Dozen" Was Released — Here's What Each Of The "Kids" Are Up To Now

    None of them are kids anymore, obv.

    Hello.

    An older woman looking at a laptop

    Cheaper by the Dozen came out 19 years ago, you old bag.

    A poster for the film featuring Steve Martin holding up an oversized wallet with photos of the kids with their names next to their pictures

    That means these former children are now current adults.

    The cast of the film seated on and around a couch

    Because Disney+ has a Cheaper by the Dozen reboot coming out next month, I thought it would be *fun* to see where each of the Baker children are now.

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    Let's start with Piper Perabo, aka Nora Baker. She was playing a 22-year-old:

    She played the oldest sibling:

    And here's Piper now at 45:

    She's extremely politically active on social media...

    Black voters make up 27% of #Alabama voters But hold just 1 of 7 Congressional districts, that’s ONLY 14%! This gerrymandered map was drawn by the Republican state legislature, and the Supreme Court says we’re too close to the 2022 November election to make it fair. https://t.co/5vaEZJMNQn

    Twitter: @PiperPerabo

    ...and stars in the show The Big Leap.

    Piper talking to a man in a dance studio in a scene from The Big Leap

    Next up, we have Jacob Smith, aka Jake Baker. He was playing an 11-year-old.

    Here he is then:

    Jake sitting next to a dog in the cast photo for Cheaper By the Dozen

    And here he is today at 32:

    He's really into skateboarding:

    And seems to be pretty good at it:

    Now let's look at Blake Woodruff, aka Mike Baker. He was playing a 6-year-old.

    Here he is with Steve Martin then:

    And here he is now at 26:

    He appears to be a real estate salesman:

    Now let's look at Kevin G. Schmidt, aka Henry Baker. He was playing a 12-year-old.

    Here he is then:

    And here he is now at 33:

    He just got engaged at Niagara Falls:

    Next up is Alyson Stoner, aka Sarah Baker. She was playing an 11-year-old.

    She was the sporty one:

    Sarah holding a lacrosse stick

    Here she is now:

    They just released a book called Mind Body Pride:

    Now for Forrest Landis, aka Mark Baker. He was playing a 9-year-old.

    Here he is with his frog:

    And here he is now. That's him on the right:

    He's also very into skateboarding:

    Let's take a look at Miss Hilary Duff, aka Lorraine Baker. She was playing a 15/16-year-old.

    She was obviously my favorite part of the movie:

    Now she's starring in How I Met Your Father on Hulu:

    She has three kids, too:

    Now let's take a look at Liliana Mumy, aka Jessica Baker. She was playing an 8-year-old.

    This was her then:

    And here she is now at 27:

    She just got engaged this past Christmas:

    Now let's take a look at Morgan York, aka Kim Baker. She was playing an 8-year-old.

    That was her then:

    And here she is now at 29:

    She writes fantasy novels:

    Next up is Tom Welling, aka Charlie Baker. He was playing a 17/18-year-old.

    Here he is with "Sparks" chanteuse Hilary Duff then:

    And here he is now:

    He just celebrated his two-year anniversary with his wife:

    And last but not least, we have the twins, Brent and Shane Kinsman, aka Nigel and Kyle Baker. They were playing 5-year-olds.

    Here they are then:

    The twins sitting on beanbag chairs next to Steve Martin

    And here they are now at 24:

    The older twins smiling for a photo as they hold bottles in front of a booth

    Here's Shane:

    And here's Brent. He graduated from Cal Poly in 2021:

    And there you have it! That's the dozen! Thank you for your time.