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    Some People Are Seriously Saying Celine Dion Is "Demonic" And Here's Why

    Not a joke!

    Last month, in a stunning move, Celine Dion ended the concept of gender when she released a gender-neutral children's clothing line.

    While most people were overjoyed that gender was finally a thing of the past because Celine Dion said so, there were some, a select few, that thought the whole thing was satanic.

    Some priest in particular told the National Catholic Register that the whole thing was demonic.

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    This priest/exorcist person said: "“The devil is going after children by confusing gender. When a child is born, what is the first things we say about that child? It’s a boy, or it’s a girl. That is the most natural thing in the world to say. But to say that there is no difference is satanic.”

    To this I say, duh, everyone knows Celine Dion is satan-incarnate.

    Here's why:

    1. One time she dressed a baby up as a nut and ate it.

    Celine's iconic perfume photoshoot

    2. She physically can't cry tears, so she has no remorse/soul.

    3. She built a waterpark just for the hell of it!

    4. One time she did this sexy leg shaving thing.

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    5. One time she wore a suit backwards.

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    6. And one time she took even took a kayak.

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    7. Look, she can't even drink water.

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    8. Years ago, Celine tried to infiltrate the LPGA with her devil-loving ways.

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    9. *Prays heavily*

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    10. She thinks she's a dog.

    11. She's violent.

    12. She even tried to recruit Leonardo DiCaprio to join her elite devil club.

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    13. In her spare time, she runs people over in her car(s).

    14. She is always doing the illuminati code.

    15. She admitted to "not being good all the time."

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    16. And I'm pretty sure she's killed at least eight men with those hands.

    The end.

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