The day started as it always does. I was scouring the internet for inspirational Celine Dion quotes.
I saw this one. I smiled.
I saw this one. I laughed.
I saw this one. I took a kayak.
Then I logged into Twitter dot com and saw this.
I was summoned.
Hold the phone.
I said, HOLD THE PHONE.
Celine Dion went to Katy Perry's concert in Australia and the pictures are just great.
Not only did Celine stick her head in a lamp that night.
That night, Celine Dion had the time of her f*cking life.
Honestly, this is not an exarggeration, do yourself a favor and watch this video of her dancing to "Roar."
Miss @celinedion had fun yesterday @katyperry
She snapped!
Everyone snapped!
@katyperry are you aware that @celinedion was at your show tonight? CELINE DION! THE VERY ONE AND ONLY. It almost killed my friend #celinedion #sneakypic https://t.co/BaJMoSXOjm
When "California Gurls" played it was almost too much for the first lady of French Canadia.
Legend! Celine Dion está presente no show da “Witness: The Tour”, essa noite, em Melbourne.
Work, bitch.
Point that finger.
Give face.
Save a gay.
The claw!
Put Katy in her place.
Just, like, stand there and be iconic.
Walk a pretend runway.
Celine Dion backstage with Katy Perry at #WitnessTheTour!
Thank you for your time.
Also take a kayak.
