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    75 Celebrity Tweets That Are Either Brutal, Funny, Or Really Embarrassing

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    1. James Blunt calling out some poor person:

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! No.

    Twitter: @JamesBlunt

    2. James Blunt and his fan:

    Twitter: @JamesBlunt

    3. Kylie Jenner's life-changing cereal and milk moment:

    last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.

    Twitter: @KylieJenner

    4. Nicki Minaj asking the boys their ball size:

    Twitter: @NICKIMINAJ

    5. Ryan Lochte not knowing how to spell "scissors":

    Twitter: @RyanLochte

    6. Kim Kardashian discovering what a pickle is:

    Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    7. Martha Stewart tweeting the letter "L" and a picture of a cow:

    Twitter: @MarthaStewart

    8. Kim Kardashian using Britney Spears lyrics to describe her love for Kris Humphries:

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    9. Self-explanatory:

    Twitter: @cher

    10. Mariah Carey's kale chip confession:

    EXCLUSIVE: I also like dry kale chips 😂

    Twitter: @MariahCarey

    11. Kris Jenner calling out People for underestimating how much her daughter's house is worth:

    WOW wrong again!!!!! Their house is $60 MIL

    Twitter: @KrisJenner

    12. Cher yelling at someone who told her to sit on their face:

    @gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!

    Twitter: @cher

    13. Kevin Durant's questions about the sun:

    I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been

    Twitter: @KDTrey5

    14. Cole Sprouse's Carrie Underwood moment:

    It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into the side of your pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive.

    Twitter: @colesprouse

    15. Lady Gaga getting upset about using coupons:

    why do people look at me like I'm crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK

    Twitter: @ladygaga

    16. Ariana Grande correcting a typo:

    Twitter: @ArianaGrande

    17. Penn Badgley responding to You watchers:

    A: He is a murderer

    Twitter: @PennBadgley

    18. Justin Bieber's love of arm:

    Twitter: @justinbieber

    19. James Blunt explaining how relevant he is:

    2006, actually. RT @K_Dick33: Why does James Blunt have a million followers? He stopped being relevant in 2009

    Twitter: @JamesBlunt

    20. Paris Hilton tweeting about losing her 2014:

    Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋

    Twitter: @ParisHilton

    21. Trote Sivan:

    Lmaooooooo just when you start thinking you’re the shit they keep you humble

    Twitter: @troyesivan

    22. Kat McPhee trying to distract the paparazzi:

    To the pack of paps stalking me while I’m in the middle of the ocean in Europe - Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are just two yachts over. Please focus on what truly matters.

    Twitter: @katharinemcphee

    23. Ashanti farting in front of her man:

    How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?

    Twitter: @ashanti

    24. con shaqt lenses:

    How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol

    Twitter: @SHAQ

    25. Britney Spears' iconic global warming Lady Gaga tweet:

    Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

    Twitter: @britneyspears

    26. Kylie Jenner discovering the meaning of "YOLO":

    Twitter: @KylieJenner

    27. Monica Lewinsky revealing her worst career advice:

    @AdamMGrant an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. 😳

    Twitter: @MonicaLewinsky

    28. Macaulay Culkin showing what a modern day Home Alone would look like:

    This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

    Twitter: @IncredibleCulk

    29. Seth Rogen getting uncomfortable because of his mom's weird tweets:

    Twitter: @Sethrogen

    30. Paris Hilton's/my life motto:

    Jealousy is a disease get well soon.....

    Twitter: @ParisHilton

    31. Frankie Muniz's sausage confession:

    I know I've probably tweeted this before but... Damn! I love sausage!

    Twitter: @frankiemuniz

    32. Lady Gaga tweeting "ADELE":

    I’m calling my next album ADELE.

    Twitter: @ladygaga

    33. Ludacris's pentration question:

    Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?

    Twitter: @Ludacris

    34. 50 Cent getting mad for having to take out the trash:

    I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit

    Twitter: @50cent

    35. Kim Kardashian's surf tweet:

    kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

    Twitter: @KimKardashian

    36. Cher blocking someone's dad:

    I blocked someone's DAD !?! Who was it ?

    Twitter: @cher

    37. Justin Bieber's chicken compassion:

    If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.

    Twitter: @justinbieber

    38. Alec Baldwin getting mad at a Starbucks barista:

    Starbucks on 93 and B'way. Uptight Queen barrista named JAY has an attitude problem.

    Twitter: @AlecBaldwin

    39. Harry Styles deep heat on the wee:

    Just used Deep Heat then went for a wee...A mistake has been made.

    Twitter: @Harry_Styles

    40. James Blunt sparing us all during lockdown:

    During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

    Twitter: @JamesBlunt

    41. James Blunt again responding to some random hater:

    Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!

    Twitter: @JamesBlunt

    42. Ryan Reynolds getting real with his daughter:

    On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.

    Twitter: @VancityReynolds

    43. Kourtney Kardashian asking the important questions:

    Twitter: @kourtneykardash

    44. David Schwimmer proving his innocence:

    Officers, I swear it wasn't me. As you can see, I was in New York. To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation. #itwasntme

    Twitter: @DavidSchwimmer

    45. Ariana Grande thinking she was microchipped:

    found a piece of confetti on my foot and my genuine, initial reaction was “oh wow, someone must’ve installed this chip in me while i was asleep last night”. happy new year !

    Twitter: @ArianaGrande

    46. Cher wondering what is going on with her career:

    Whats going on with mycareer

    Twitter: @cher

    47. Martha Stewart having no idea who Jonathan Cheban is:

    #seriouslypopular @DailyMail @MailOnline do you know this guy?? He says he is well known

    Twitter: @MarthaStewart

    48. Katy Perry refusing to say "grande":

    I refuse to speak Starbucks until I've actually learned Italian. ☕️#goodmorningilltakealarge

    Twitter: @katyperry

    49. Justin Bieber's Rhode Island question:

    Why is rhode island nor a road or an island

    Twitter: @justinbieber

    50. Cardi B causing drama at her niece's school:

    My niece told everybody in her school that I’m her aunt and they think she lying 😂🙄now i gotta go pick her up 😩😩😩😩

    Twitter: @iamcardib

    51. The giant meatloaf inside of Kris Jenner:

    I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

    Twitter: @KrisJenner

    52. Kris Jenner sharting:

    I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

    Twitter: @KrisJenner

    53. Ryan Reynolds learning a secret about Blake Lively:

    Twitter: @VancityReynolds

    54. Lil Jon's poop emergency:


    Twitter: @LilJon

    55. Seth Rogen watching Cats:

    I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.

    Twitter: @Sethrogen

    56. Al Roker calling out some poor person:

    Me either, but I’m still cashing the checks. Merry Christmas!

    Twitter: @alroker

    57. Billy Ray Cyrus with an iconic line:

    Twitter: @billyraycyrus

    58. Ed Balls Ed Balls:

    Twitter: @edballs

    59. Jessica Simpson's bloated foot:

    Twitter: @JessicaSimpson

    60. Kirstie Alley's Skrillex moment:

    Twitter: @kirstiealley

    61. Hulk Hogan's first tweet of his life:

    Twitter: @HulkHogan

    62. Larry King's love of clocks:

    I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks!

    Twitter: @kingsthings

    63. Ryan Reynolds's missing testicles:

    Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.

    Twitter: @VancityReynolds

    64. Frankie Muniz getting real about his career:

    In 2002 I was nominated for a Golden Globe. In 2020, I'm just sitting here staring in the mirror at my balding head.

    Twitter: @frankiemuniz

    65. Lewis Capaldi and his doppelgängers:

    I’ve decided that I’m equally as handsome as Shawn Mendes and Bieber

    Twitter: @LewisCapaldi

    66. Vanessa Carlton's advice at the beginning of the pandemic:

    Twitter: @VanessaCarlton

    67. Bob Saget turning into Danny Tanner:

    Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.

    Twitter: @bobsaget

    68. Kacey Musgraves with how we all felt in March 2020:

    I feel like I’m somehow stuck back in that weird time period between Christmas and new year where anything goes

    Twitter: @KaceyMusgraves

    69. Seth Rogen again getting embarrassed by his mom:

    Please no.

    Twitter: @Sethrogen

    70. Cardi B asking an important question:

    Twitter: @iamcardib

    71. Billy Eichner wishing Paul Rudd a happy birthday:

    It’s Paul Rudd’s birthday today. He is - I’m not joking - 88.

    Twitter: @billyeichner

    72. Lil Nas X's tweet about his dating life:

    nevermind he texted back

    Twitter: @LilNasX

    73. Camila Mendes facing the reality of her name:

    just a Camila Mendes✨standing in front of the Twitterverse✨asking it to stop thinking she's a fan account for Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes

    Twitter: @camilamendes

    74. Leslie Jones explaining why she exercises:

    People keep asking me what's motivating me to work out. It's purely selfish. I want to be fine as hell. One more time before I get real old😑

    Twitter: @Lesdoggg

    75. And last but not least, Reba locking her stylist out of her house so he had to sleep under the pool house:

    Terry, my stylists, got locked outside my house last nite. Slept under the porch of the pool house! Sent from my iPhone

    Twitter: @reba