1. James Blunt calling out some poor person:
Hahahahahahahahahaha! No. https://t.co/dZeLFp5aaQ
2. James Blunt and his fan:
I love my fan.
3. Kylie Jenner's life-changing cereal and milk moment:
last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.
4. Nicki Minaj asking the boys their ball size:
ok boys, what's your ball size?
5. Ryan Lochte not knowing how to spell "scissors":
Rocks, paper, siccor........
6. Kim Kardashian discovering what a pickle is:
Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!
7. Martha Stewart tweeting the letter "L" and a picture of a cow:
L
8. Kim Kardashian using Britney Spears lyrics to describe her love for Kris Humphries:
I'm a slave for you... @KrisHumphries
9. Self-explanatory:
Wu Tang Cher Clan
10. Mariah Carey's kale chip confession:
EXCLUSIVE: I also like dry kale chips 😂 https://t.co/AuHTBskD8b
11. Kris Jenner calling out People for underestimating how much her daughter's house is worth:
WOW wrong again!!!!! Their house is $60 MIL https://t.co/sIDG3FbSoP
12. Cher yelling at someone who told her to sit on their face:
@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!
13. Kevin Durant's questions about the sun:
I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been
14. Cole Sprouse's Carrie Underwood moment:
It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into the side of your pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive.
15. Lady Gaga getting upset about using coupons:
why do people look at me like I'm crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK
16. Ariana Grande correcting a typo:
who ariane https://t.co/cyKdsA5qVc
17. Penn Badgley responding to You watchers:
A: He is a murderer https://t.co/g2g4f3JvaF
18. Justin Bieber's love of arm:
i love arm
19. James Blunt explaining how relevant he is:
2006, actually. RT @K_Dick33: Why does James Blunt have a million followers? He stopped being relevant in 2009
20. Paris Hilton tweeting about losing her Blackberry...in 2014:
Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋
21. Trote Sivan:
Lmaooooooo just when you start thinking you’re the shit they keep you humble https://t.co/qTJLpyZIlo
22. Kat McPhee trying to distract the paparazzi:
To the pack of paps stalking me while I’m in the middle of the ocean in Europe - Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are just two yachts over. Please focus on what truly matters.
23. Ashanti farting in front of her man:
How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
24. con shaqt lenses:
How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol
25. Britney Spears' iconic global warming Lady Gaga tweet:
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
26. Kylie Jenner discovering the meaning of "YOLO":
[Y]ou [O]nly [L]ive [O]nce
27. Monica Lewinsky revealing her worst career advice:
@AdamMGrant an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. 😳
28. Macaulay Culkin showing what a modern day Home Alone would look like:
This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.
29. Seth Rogen getting uncomfortable because of his mom's weird tweets:
Jesus mom https://t.co/dJZPr2Y27o
30. Paris Hilton's/my life motto:
Jealousy is a disease get well soon.....
31. Frankie Muniz's sausage confession:
I know I've probably tweeted this before but... Damn! I love sausage!
32. Lady Gaga tweeting "ADELE":
I’m calling my next album ADELE.
33. Ludacris's pentration question:
Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?
34. 50 Cent getting mad for having to take out the trash:
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
35. Kim Kardashian's surf tweet:
kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!
36. Cher blocking someone's dad:
I blocked someone's DAD !?! Who was it ?
37. Justin Bieber's chicken compassion:
If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.
38. Alec Baldwin getting mad at a Starbucks barista:
Starbucks on 93 and B'way. Uptight Queen barrista named JAY has an attitude problem.
39. Harry Styles deep heat on the wee:
Just used Deep Heat then went for a wee...A mistake has been made.
40. James Blunt sparing us all during lockdown:
During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.
41. James Blunt again responding to some random hater:
Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!
42. Ryan Reynolds getting real with his daughter:
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
43. Kourtney Kardashian asking the important questions:
Do ants have dicks?
44. David Schwimmer proving his innocence:
Officers, I swear it wasn't me. As you can see, I was in New York. To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation. #itwasntme
45. Ariana Grande thinking she was microchipped:
found a piece of confetti on my foot and my genuine, initial reaction was “oh wow, someone must’ve installed this chip in me while i was asleep last night”. happy new year !
46. Cher wondering what is going on with her career:
Whats going on with mycareer
47. Martha Stewart having no idea who Jonathan Cheban is:
#seriouslypopular @DailyMail @MailOnline do you know this guy?? He says he is well known
48. Katy Perry refusing to say "grande":
I refuse to speak Starbucks until I've actually learned Italian. ☕️#goodmorningilltakealarge
49. Justin Bieber's Rhode Island question:
Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
50. Cardi B causing drama at her niece's school:
My niece told everybody in her school that I’m her aunt and they think she lying 😂🙄now i gotta go pick her up 😩😩😩😩
51. The giant meatloaf inside of Kris Jenner:
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
52. Kris Jenner sharting:
I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
53. Ryan Reynolds learning a secret about Blake Lively:
@nypost THIS is how I find out?
54. Lil Jon's poop emergency:
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
55. Seth Rogen watching Cats:
I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.
56. Al Roker calling out some poor person:
Me either, but I’m still cashing the checks. Merry Christmas! https://t.co/yfb7qhxXJi
57. Billy Ray Cyrus with an iconic line:
What to heck ????
58. Ed Balls Ed Balls:
Ed Balls
59. Jessica Simpson's bloated foot:
Any remedies?! Help!!!!
60. Kirstie Alley's Skrillex moment:
Skrillex...;)
61. Hulk Hogan's first tweet of his life:
First tweet of My life
62. Larry King's love of clocks:
I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks!
63. Ryan Reynolds's missing testicles:
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
64. Frankie Muniz getting real about his career:
In 2002 I was nominated for a Golden Globe. In 2020, I'm just sitting here staring in the mirror at my balding head.
65. Lewis Capaldi and his doppelgängers:
I’ve decided that I’m equally as handsome as Shawn Mendes and Bieber
66. Vanessa Carlton's advice at the beginning of the pandemic:
Don't go downtown.
67. Bob Saget turning into Danny Tanner:
Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.
68. Kacey Musgraves with how we all felt in March 2020:
I feel like I’m somehow stuck back in that weird time period between Christmas and new year where anything goes
69. Seth Rogen again getting embarrassed by his mom:
Please no. https://t.co/bCbHGTKffs
70. Cardi B asking an important question:
Do ants poop ?
71. Billy Eichner wishing Paul Rudd a happy birthday:
It’s Paul Rudd’s birthday today. He is - I’m not joking - 88.
72. Lil Nas X's tweet about his dating life:
nevermind he texted back https://t.co/XeAjj39tBL
73. Camila Mendes facing the reality of her name:
just a Camila Mendes✨standing in front of the Twitterverse✨asking it to stop thinking she's a fan account for Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes
74. Leslie Jones explaining why she exercises:
People keep asking me what's motivating me to work out. It's purely selfish. I want to be fine as hell. One more time before I get real old😑
75. And last but not least, Reba locking her stylist out of her house so he had to sleep under the pool house:
Terry, my stylists, got locked outside my house last nite. Slept under the porch of the pool house! Sent from my iPhone