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Posted on Mar 23, 2017

Does This Famous Person Look Better With Or Without A Beard?

To beard or not to beard. THAT IS THE QUESTION.

  1. 1. Jon Hamm

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1. Jon Hamm
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    This hot 'n' hairless Hamm
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    This hot 'n' hairy Hamm
  1. 2. President Abraham Lincoln:

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2. President Abraham Lincoln:
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    Sexy and smooth. Have at it, beardless Lincoln.
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    Yes Gaga, fuck me up, bearded Abe Lincoln.
  1. 3. Donald Glover

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3. Donald Glover
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    Yes, uh check please, bury me in that beard!
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    *’90s Rosie O'Donnell pretending to be straight and having a crush on Tom Cruise voice* "cutie patootie"
  1. 4. Henry Cavill

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4. Henry Cavill
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    Ahoy matey!
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    Land ho!
  1. 5. Robert Pattinson

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5. Robert Pattinson
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    Sad emo kid
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    Moody artist with a thing for organic produce and complaining about gentrification even though he is the problem
  1. 6. Jamie Dornan

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6. Jamie Dornan
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    50 shades of in my ****
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    50 shades of in my ********
  1. 7. Idris Elba

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7. Idris Elba
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    Smooth 'n' hot
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    Stubbly 'n' hot
  1. 8. John Krasinski

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8. John Krasinski
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    Hehe
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    Hoho
  1. 9. Nick Offerman

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9. Nick Offerman
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    Ummm
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    Ahhhh
  1. 10. Jake Gyllenhaal

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10. Jake Gyllenhaal
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    Twink JG
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    Otter JG
  1. 11. Louis C.K.

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11. Louis C.K.
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    This one
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    That one
  1. 12. Chris Pine

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12. Chris Pine
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    Looks like he lives in the woods
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    Looks like he lives in WeHo
  1. 13. Chris Hemsworth

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13. Chris Hemsworth
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    *Sacrifices own body for sexual purposes*
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    *Same*
  1. 14. Oscar Isaac

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14. Oscar Isaac
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    Makes me think bad things
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    Also makes me think bad things
  1. 15. Drake

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15. Drake
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    With
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    Without
  1. 16. Riz Ahmed

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16. Riz Ahmed
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    Riz-me
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    Riz-me too (sexual innuendo)

(NOTE: This may or may not have been propaganda for beards.)

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