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Only Trashy, Horny Millennials Remember Every Word To "Bad Touch" By The Bloodhound Gang

This quiz will separate the kids who were allowed to watch MTV from those who were not.

  1. Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a...

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  2. Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would...

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  3. So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel...

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  4. Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting...

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  5. You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're...

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  6. I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House...

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  7. Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex, just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like...

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  8. Do it now... You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the...

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  9. Do it again now...You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the...

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  10. Getting...

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  11. Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and...

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  12. Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we...

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  13. Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific: I wanna be down in your south...

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  14. But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft...

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  15. So, if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my...

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  16. Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic...

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  17. So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time," you'll Lovett just like...

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  18. And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch...

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  19. Do it now...You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the...

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  20. Do it again now...you and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the....

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  21. Getting...

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