Let's first talk about radiance. This picture was taken in early December. As you can see, Britney Spears is basically shitting out rays of hope and positivity. That's what happens when you train for weeks/months. You get this glow. She has that glow.
She took that glow into her Vegas show.
Um, who is this person we haven't seen in six years?
And by god, she is working it out.
She's also a mother of two. You know how hard it is to feed two kids and not eat their food yourself?
There's also this totally filtered photo some Stan made of her comparing her body from 2000 and 2013.
And you have to understand that bad photos OBVIOUSLY happen.
Skin moves in mysterious ways and you never know where it's going to bulge. Also she's not, like, 22 anymore.
She is a grown-ass healthy woman.
And she looks great.
She is basically a brick, like one giant muscle.
You don't just make fun of someone's body type.
And who fat shames anymore? That's, like, so 2009.