Actual Reasons Why People Don't Want Gay People To Be Boy Scouts
Shim Scouts, people. Shim Scouts!
It's not called Shim Scouts!
Gay people can't possibly control themselves in tents with other men.
There will be really bad thunderstorms.
It will be impossible for Boy Scouts to ever advance in rank.
God will yell at you with a megaphone or something.
There will be no virtue...
...because it's just another social experiment.
The Boy Scouts' reputation will be destroyed.
They will basically turn into the Gay Straight Alliance.
The Boy Scouts will not exist at all.
And there will be no God.
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