30 Reasons Why Porkchop Is Cooler Than Your Dog

2011 marks the 20th anniversary of the TV show Doug. In Doug's honor, here's a tribute to the coolest TV dog ever, Porkchop.

• 1. He walks like a human.

  

• 2. He plays the drums.

  

• 3. He drinks milk.

  

• 4. He understands you.

  

• 5. He can use a magnifying glass.

  

• 6. He cries real tears.

  

• 7. He scuba dives.

  

• 8. He's friendly with snakes.

  

• 9. He's honest.

  

• 10. He'll save your life.

  

• 11. He can ride a bike.

  

• 12. He can use a clipboard.

  

• 13. He looks good in white.

  

• 14. He's smarter than you.

  

• 15. He plays the ukulele.

  

• 16. He rides a motorcycle.

  

• 17. He can use chopsticks.

  

• 18. He bakes.

  

• 19. He wears a backpack.

  

• 20. He uses a cassette player.

  

• 21. He eats popcorn.

  

• 22. He has human teeth.

  

• 23. He wears shoes.

  

• 24. He plays the violin.

  

• 25. He waters plants.

  

• 26. He looks great in a bow tie.

  

• 27. He can use an umbrella.

  

• 28. He's into ventriloquism.

  

• 29. He plays cards and eats pizza.

  

• 30. He once had a mohawk.