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30 Questions For Straight Guys

Straight guys are so weird.

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1.

why do straight guys wear jeans with flip flops?

@yourhardtruth

why do straight guys wear jeans with flip flops?

9:16 PM - 08 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

2.

Why do straight guys always have "buddies""buds" or"boys" and not just "friends?" Was the noun friend stricken from the Dictionary of Bros?

Kailee Ayyar@kaileeayyar

Why do straight guys always have "buddies""buds" or"boys" and not just "friends?" Was the noun friend stricken from the Dictionary of Bros?

4:04 AM - 09 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do straight guys always get naked with each other when they get drunk I don't understand but I appreciate it thank you

stuart allen@stuartotomato

why do straight guys always get naked with each other when they get drunk I don't understand but I appreciate it thank you

5:13 PM - 04 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4.

why do straight guys love Mountain Dew so much

marissa@awmarissa

why do straight guys love Mountain Dew so much

5:43 PM - 13 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5.

Why do straight guys like grand theft auto so much? Isn't it a copy of sims

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas@canunickiminot

Why do straight guys like grand theft auto so much? Isn't it a copy of sims

5:42 AM - 22 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

6.

Why do straight guys always put their hands up their shirts when they're talking to you/people

ryan@twurq

Why do straight guys always put their hands up their shirts when they're talking to you/people

6:08 PM - 30 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

7.

WHY DO STR8 GUYS DRAW DICKS ON EVERYTHING

8.

ok but why do straight guys have tumblrs?

9.

Why do straight guys take such awkward selfies

50 Shades Of Gay@carlostfu

Why do straight guys take such awkward selfies 😭

1:49 AM - 28 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

Why do straight guys wear shorts with socks that go up to their mid-calves? I mean it makes sense if you're going hiking. But it looks dumb.

Brian E. Tuft@BrianisTuft

Why do straight guys wear shorts with socks that go up to their mid-calves? I mean it makes sense if you're going hiking. But it looks dumb.

2:28 PM - 25 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

Why do straight guys always point at each other when they take pics together?

✨ Darth Shada ✨@DarthShada

Why do straight guys always point at each other when they take pics together? 😳

3:19 PM - 02 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

Why do straight guys get so defensive and weirded out whenever they're asked who they find handsome

little fox@BonerBananza

Why do straight guys get so defensive and weirded out whenever they're asked who they find handsome

1:52 PM - 09 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

Why do straight guys wear board shorts to the gym? Especially when it isn't even summer??

ToooTallTony@ToooTallTony

Why do straight guys wear board shorts to the gym?

Especially when it isn't even summer??

1:11 PM - 14 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

Why do straight guys massage other straight guys shoulders to say hi? Is that comforting? Is it friendly?! I'm so confused!!!

Thomas@SuperGaytor

Why do straight guys massage other straight guys shoulders to say hi? Is that comforting? Is it friendly?! I'm so confused!!!

10:51 AM - 02 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

Why do straight guys wear underwear under their swim trunks?

DanielSayWhatt@Danielsaywhatt

Why do straight guys wear underwear under their swim trunks?

8:31 PM - 14 Aug 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

16.

why do straight guys have to clarify their sexuality before they compliment another dude

tiffany @bequietiffany

why do straight guys have to clarify their sexuality before they compliment another dude

9:38 PM - 12 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

why do straight guys think that popping their collar when wearing polo tee is cool?

kenny@kennyboyboy

why do straight guys think that popping their collar when wearing polo tee is cool?

5:46 AM - 25 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

Why do straight guys always talk about how much alcohol they consume?

andrew del rey@NUNdoe

Why do straight guys always talk about how much alcohol they consume?

12:05 AM - 04 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

19.

why do straight guys hate high waisted anything on girls? used to be the jam back in the day ya know..

Gina@ginakaton

why do straight guys hate high waisted anything on girls? used to be the jam back in the day ya know..

6:51 PM - 18 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

20.

why do straight guys have butts they don’t even use them properly?

Pokemon Master @Joqzan

why do straight guys have butts they don’t even use them properly?

1:08 AM - 01 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

Why are straight guys obsessed with ugly sneakers

Rain Keenan@Danielle_Cella

Why are straight guys obsessed with ugly sneakers

10:33 AM - 13 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

22.

Why Do Str8 Guys Like To Hit Each Others Balls. I Wouldn't Want My Balls In Pain

Izzy-Iz@Domini_kidd

Why Do Str8 Guys Like To Hit Each Others Balls. I Wouldn't Want My Balls In Pain

1:26 AM - 11 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

why don't straight guys ever have white iphones

nah@niaIIsjustin

why don't straight guys ever have white iphones

6:29 PM - 30 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

24.

why do straight guys say "no homo" like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo

☼ steph ☼@pendragontears

why do straight guys say "no homo" like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo

3:40 AM - 17 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

25.

Why do straight guys post pictures of them holding fish? I just don't get it.

Dion Rose@oohdion

Why do straight guys post pictures of them holding fish? I just don't get it.

8:21 PM - 01 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

26.

Why do straight guys insist on wearing socks with sandals or flip flops?!

Jasen@JasenATX

Why do straight guys insist on wearing socks with sandals or flip flops?!

1:11 PM - 16 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

27.

why do straight guys make this face in photos

matty@fIowerpots

why do straight guys make this face in photos

11:53 PM - 25 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

28.

Why do straight guys, on the whole , even when they are in shape... Wear such badly cut pants?

Duncan Roy@duncaninla

Why do straight guys, on the whole , even when they are in shape... Wear such badly cut pants?

10:40 PM - 09 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

29.

why are straight guys obsessed with their farts

Jason@axisofdick

why are straight guys obsessed with their farts

10:43 PM - 14 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

30.

why do straight boys slap each others asses and then make fun of other guys for being gay

boogers@sexywooper

why do straight boys slap each others asses and then make fun of other guys for being gay

10:03 AM - 16 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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