30 Questions For Straight Guys

Straight guys are so weird.

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Why do straight guys like grand theft auto so much? Isn't it a copy of sims

— yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas (@canunickiminot)
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Why do straight guys always put their hands up their shirts when they're talking to you/people

— ryan (@twurq)
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WHY DO STR8 GUYS DRAW DICKS ON EVERYTHING

— hurricxne (@hurricxne)
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ok but why do straight guys have tumblrs?

— Mikey Torres (@TheMikeyTorres)
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Why do straight guys take such awkward selfies

— 50 Shades Of Gay (@carlostfu)
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Why do straight guys wear shorts with socks that go up to their mid-calves? I mean it makes sense if you're going hiking. But it looks dumb.

— Brian E. Tuft (@BrianisTuft)
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Why do straight guys always point at each other when they take pics together?

— ✨ Darth Shada ✨ (@DarthShada)
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Why do straight guys get so defensive and weirded out whenever they're asked who they find handsome

— little fox (@BonerBananza)
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Why do straight guys wear board shorts to the gym? Especially when it isn't even summer??

— ToooTallTony (@ToooTallTony)
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Why do straight guys massage other straight guys shoulders to say hi? Is that comforting? Is it friendly?! I'm so confused!!!

— Thomas (@SuperGaytor)
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Why do straight guys wear underwear under their swim trunks?

— DanielSayWhatt (@Danielsaywhatt)
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why do straight guys have to clarify their sexuality before they compliment another dude

— tiffany (@bequietiffany)
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why do straight guys think that popping their collar when wearing polo tee is cool?

— kenny (@kennyboyboy)
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Why do straight guys always talk about how much alcohol they consume?

— andrew del rey (@NUNdoe)
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why do straight guys hate high waisted anything on girls? used to be the jam back in the day ya know..

— Gina (@ginakaton)
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why do straight guys have butts they don’t even use them properly?

— Pokemon Master (@Joqzan)
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Why are straight guys obsessed with ugly sneakers

— Rain Keenan (@Danielle_Cella)
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Why Do Str8 Guys Like To Hit Each Others Balls. I Wouldn't Want My Balls In Pain

— Izzy-Iz (@Domini_kidd)
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why don't straight guys ever have white iphones

— nah (@niaIIsjustin)
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why do straight guys say "no homo" like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo

— ☼ steph ☼ (@pendragontears)
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Why do straight guys post pictures of them holding fish? I just don't get it.

— Dion Rose (@oohdion)
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Why do straight guys insist on wearing socks with sandals or flip flops?!

— Jasen (@JasenATX)
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why do straight guys make this face in photos

— matty (@fIowerpots)
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Why do straight guys, on the whole , even when they are in shape... Wear such badly cut pants?

— Duncan Roy (@duncaninla)
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why are straight guys obsessed with their farts

— Jason (@axisofdick)
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why do straight boys slap each others asses and then make fun of other guys for being gay

— boogers (@sexywooper)

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