The following are real questions real Twitter users asked about people in New York. Feel free to answer all of them in the comments or just sit there being mad about your bagels and the amount of cream cheese applied to them. Thanks!
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Why do New Yorkers say "plain" or "regular" when referring to cheese pizza?
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Why do New Yorkers think its socially acceptable to leave their shoes and umbrellas in the hall outside their apartment?
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Why do New Yorkers say they're "on line" while waiting for something? You're obviously *in* line, ya beautiful weirdos.
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Why do New Yorkers insist on all squeezing into one train when there is another one coming literally a minute later? #irrational
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Why do New Yorkers love taking fashion photos in live traffic?
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why do new yorkers love kale so much there's kale in every salad
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Why do New Yorkers only wear black
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Why do New Yorkers order their breakfast sandwich at Mach 5 speed? Do you want the guy to make it wrong?
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Why do New Yorkers look to see if the train is coming? It's coming regardless. You looking doesn't make it come faster.
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Why do New Yorkers call everything bodegas 😂
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Why do New Yorkers always have to tell you they are from New York?
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Why do New Yorkers use shopping bags to take their lunch?
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Why do New Yorkers step so confidently into traffic
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Why do New Yorkers use umbrellas when it is barely raining?
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Why do New Yorkers pay $15 for salad
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why do new yorkers need so many retail bank branches? there us literally one on all 4 corners of my street and 7 within sight!
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WHY DO NEW YORKERS FEEL THE NEED TO STAND IN THE DOORWAY OF THE SUBWAY CAR WHEN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRAIN IS COMPLETELY EMPTY?!
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Why do New Yorkers love bagels so much? 😂😂😂😂
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why do New Yorkers like all this goddamn cream cheese on their bagels?
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Why do New Yorkers act like different sections of the same damn city are in other countries?
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Why do New Yorkers always want to meet in bars? My liver is waving a white flag.
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why do New Yorkers love seltzer and non flavored yogurt SO FUCKING MUCH i honestly lose sleep over this
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Why do New Yorkers love eating outside at sidewalk cafes? What are we animals? #NYC
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Why are New Yorkers convinced that their tap water is the best in the nation?
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Why do New Yorkers need a sign in the subway to tell them not to block the doors?
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Why do New Yorkers look exactly like their dogs
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why are New Yorkers so freaking weird about bagels?! They're just bagels
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Why are New Yorkers at their most extra when it comes to the movies? I'm here 25 minutes early & had to negotiate for seats.