1.
Guys with super flat-ironed hair and that made this face in every pic they took:
2.
Guys who wore suggestive graphic tees:
3.
Guys with this "bangs for days" haircut:
4.
Guys who just, like, dry humped the air in a congo line:
5.
Guys who enjoyed giving each other wet willies while eating pizza:
6.
Guys who wore zippered skin-tight baby tees:
7.
Guys who, just like, slapped their own asses:
8.
Any guy with a bowl/mushroom cut:
9.
Guys who were really into patriotism:
10.
Guys with thermals under short-sleeve T-shirts (but especially graphic tees) and polos:
11.
Guys who weren't afraid to expose a tit or two:
12.
Also those pants, ooh lala:
13.
Guys who wore fedoras they got as part of a mob costume they bought at Party City:
14.
Guys who liked having hot wax poured on their chest:
15.
Bucket hats you would get at a carnival or fair:
16.
Any guy with extremely spiky gelled-up hair:
17.
And ESPECIALLY spiky tips that were frosted:
18.
Or if spiky gelled frosted tips wasn't quite your thing, then you always had uncooked ramen noodle hair:
19.
Guys with extremely baggy cargo shorts:
20.
Guys who were really into bedazzling:
21.
Any guy wearing this exact "going out for the night" outfit:
22.
Guys in teen movies who wore corduroy newsboy caps:
23.
Honestly, most of Aaron Paul's mid-'00s wardrobe was "hot guy" attire:
24.
Guys who wore matching track suits without shirts:
25.
Any guy who wore beaded and shelled necklaces — preferably puka:
26.
Guys with *the* Ryan Cabrera haircut:
27.
Guys who could only figure out one button:
28.
Guys who were really good at making dramatic hand movements:
29.
Guys who hung out together in piles of stuffed animals:
30.
Guys with heavily manicured chin straps:
31.
Guys with itty bitty soul patches:
32.
Guys wearing giant striped ties as necklaces:
33.
Guys with faux hawks:
Bonus points if they were frosted.
34.
Guys with shredded clothing:
35.
Guys with reflective leather clothing:
36.
Any of the guys who had to stand shirtless outside an Abercrombie in the mall in distressed bootcut jeans or baggy cargo pants:
37.
And finally, literally any guy who worked at Hollister and rocked weirdly, almost green-tinted distressed jeans with Hollister logo tees:
