1.
Imagine how funny/cute it would be to see people praying like this...
2.
An important job for the Pope is to make people cry.
And sloths make people cry, too. Crying over cuteness >>> crying over sin.
3.
The pictures at the Vatican would be like a million times better.
4.
Most popes totally look like frilled lizards.
This potato looks like a sloth.
5.
Sloths have way cuter friends.
Sloths friends are other sloths.
6.
News from the Vatican would be much better/more interesting.
7.
Old shirts were totally lame (it says "Thank you, Holiness"):
8.
New shirts would be totally fab (it says "Thank you, Holiness" buuut with a picture of a sloth)
9.
Okay, now being totally superficial. I'm sorry, but this is way cuter...
10.
Most importantly, THEY WOULD WEAR LITTLE POPE HATS.