10 Totally Legitimate Reasons Why A Sloth Should Be The Next Pope
This is the future, people.
Imagine how funny/cute it would be to see people praying like this...
An important job for the Pope is to make people cry.
And sloths make people cry, too. Crying over cuteness >>> crying over sin.
The pictures at the Vatican would be like a million times better.
Most popes totally look like frilled lizards.
This potato looks like a sloth.
Sloths have way cuter friends.
Sloths friends are other sloths.
News from the Vatican would be much better/more interesting.
Old shirts were totally lame (it says "Thank you, Holiness"):
New shirts would be totally fab (it says "Thank you, Holiness" buuut with a picture of a sloth)
Okay, now being totally superficial. I'm sorry, but this is way cuter...
Most importantly, THEY WOULD WEAR LITTLE POPE HATS.
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