10 Totally Legitimate Reasons Why A Sloth Should Be The Next Pope

    This is the future, people.

    1. Imagine how funny/cute it would be to see people praying like this...

    ... with this:

    2. An important job for the Pope is to make people cry.

    And sloths make people cry, too. Crying over cuteness >>> crying over sin.

    3. The pictures at the Vatican would be like a million times better.

    4. Most popes totally look like frilled lizards.

    This potato looks like a sloth.

    5. Sloths have way cuter friends.

    Sloths friends are other sloths.

    6. News from the Vatican would be much better/more interesting.

    WHO CARES?!

    7. Old shirts were totally lame (it says "Thank you, Holiness"):

    8. New shirts would be totally fab (it says "Thank you, Holiness" buuut with a picture of a sloth)

    9. Okay, now being totally superficial. I'm sorry, but this is way cuter...

    Than this:

    10. Most importantly, THEY WOULD WEAR LITTLE POPE HATS.