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What Your Preferred Way To Get Drunk Says About You

Pick a way to get wasted:

People are comfortable being around you because you’re easy-going and always seem to be having a good time. You work to live you don’t live to work. You like efficiency and typically don’t trust the government.

Drinking Beer Out Of A Can

You pride yourself in your inability to settle and you believe a little bit of kindness can go a long way. You also like to preach about the importance of a good night of sleep.

Drinking Beer Out Of A Bottle

You like to relax. You try not to clutter your prized weekends with annoying plans. There’s no need to rush and no one is going to convince you otherwise.

Drinking Beer Out Of A Glass

You care about your body and take pride in it. You don’t exactly like to work out, but you feel guilty when you don’t. You’re focused on your career and hate people that walk slow in front of you.

Mixed Drink

You’re cool in a very effortless way. People enjoy being in the vicinity of your general aura. You probably rock a jean jacket and have a cool two-syllable nickname. Dogs love you.

On The Rocks

You ooze class. You take pride in your wardrobe and your general appearance. You like to read the Sunday newspaper and still buy books. You consider yourself an old soul. Behind those chestnut eyes you’re hiding some pain, but it’s part of your allure.

Neat

You’re a firecracker. Friday nights are incomplete without you. You’re the maker of memories, and the cause of most people’s Saturday morning hangovers. You attack the world with a youthful enthusiasm.

Shots

You’re competitive at everything. Second place is never an option. You remember every trophy you’ve ever earned and know exactly where they are — and your defeats still keep you up at night. You always have a faster treadmill speed setting than the person next to you at the gym.

Chugging Beer

Your heart is still in college — specifically your stool at your favorite bar. So you still love to turn the party up a little bit. You yell at the TV during sporting events as though you can change the outcome. Whenever you cry you blame it on the booze.

Shotgunning Beer

You’re a champion of beach parties and tailgates. You absolutely crushed your senior year spring break in college. You secretly worry that you many not have a real “talent” per say, but you don’t tell anyone at your law firm.

Funneling Beer

You’re a great leader. You were most likely the captain of a high school sports team. You have a knack for inspiring people to be their best selves, even if your own behavior is frequently self-destructive. You got HAMMERED at prom and daydream about your 10-year high school reunion.

Keg Stands

You like to be around people, but you’re easily bored just sitting around. A weekend without plans is not an option. You believe life needs a healthy competition without it we lose our edge. You’re a risk-taker.

Playing Drinking Games

You broke a lot of things in your parents’ house growing up. You’ve broken more than one bone in your body while doing something “epic” or “extreme.” You think duct tape can fix everything — and you’re right.

Edward 40 Hands

You really love Adam Sandler movies — even Jack And Jill — without any reservations. His SNL greatest hits DVD is currently in your DVD/VHS combo player. Your trademarked style is primarily comprised of shirts with the sleeves cut off.

Beer Helmet

You’re creative and have a passion for learning how things work. In another life you’d be an architect, but you have a hard time following your dreams. You don’t take many risks in your career or love life.

Paint Stick

You’ve got a sweet tooth and you love surprises. You don’t leave a party until you’re damn well sure it’s over. You’re particularly festive around the holidays — in fact you’ve won a couple ugly Christmas sweater contests.

Jello Shots

You’re THAT GUY, and it’s not necessarily a bad thing. You’re held in high esteem among friends and strangers for your ability. Memorial Day weekend is basically a holy day of obligated drinking to you. You probably love the song “Christmas Shoes.”

Drinking Out Of A Shoe

You’re probably a high school dropout with a tattoo that says “Bad Bitch” on your lower back or pelvis. You hate your parents, teachers, bosses, police, god, Obama and family oriented sitcoms. You appeared on “Judge Judy” once.

Vodka-Soaked Tampon

You’re most likely a part owner of a very unsuccessful bar in the wrong part of Philadelphia. You and your friends get into a remarkable amount of uniquely bizarre situations that are typically a result of being incredibly inebriated. You’re lucky to be alive.

Rum-Soaked Ham

You watched a lot of Jackass during your formative years and never read their disclaimer. Some people say you give in to peer pressure too often, but you consider yourself experimental. You won't let your children drink soda.

Butt-Chugging

You are a danger to society. You claim to have seen the devil in the flesh. Your favorite hobby is killing ants with a magnifying glass in the summer. Security cameras in CVS have caught you drinking Purel. You probably have your own Disney Channel show.

Snorting Shots Of Alcohol

You took one semester of Chemistry in college and now you think you could learn from Walter White’s mistakes. You smoke a ton of weed. You’re friends think you’re a misunderstood genius. You believe them. You were voted most likely to join or start a cult in high school.

Inhaling Alcohol

I mean, what? You exist? Jesus, check yourself into a hospital, like immediately.

Pouring Alcohol In Your Eyelid

You’re going to live forever. Congratulations on your immortality.

You Don’t Drink Alcohol

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