1. This guy's excuse for his DUI:
2. This Lacoste polo shirt:
3. This note from a forgetful "husband":
4. This girl's concept of time:
5. This ATM:
6. This rare piece of history:
7. This afternoon caller:
8. Dave:
9. This dollar bill:
10. This license plate:
11. This bottle of sour cream:
12. This tunnel to happiness:
13. This e-mail from the Commander in Chief:
14. This salesman offering a great deal on a used car:
15. This computer store:
16. This loyal girlfriend:
17. These headphones:
18. This car's headlights:
19. This "not haunted" house:
20. This new gym:
21. This luxury handbag:
22. This car door:
23. This cool candy machine:
24. This new version of the Hogwarts Express:
25. This totally normal store:
26. This incredibly rare book:
27. This suspicious Ford Crown Victoria:
28. This top-of-the-line computer:
29. And this hip new lounge:
CORRECTION
The car in #27 is a Crown Victoria. It was originally identified as a Ford Taurus. Either way it looks like a cop car.