1. When his teammates left him hanging during the pregame.
2. When the flyover reminded him of the scene where Goose dies in Top Gun.
4. When he looked at the scoreboard.
5. When he yelled in vain.
8. When he wondered if he DVR’d the Prince episode of New Girl.
9. When he remembered he doesn’t even have DVR.
10. When he was all, like, “Argh.”
11. When he was super bummed.
12. When his own lineman told him he’d rather watch the Puppy Bowl.
14. Whe he just couldn’t get loose.
16. When he threw that interception.
17. When he threw that other interception.
18. When he fell down and went boom.
19. When he remembered the Curse of Wes Welker.
Now 0 for 3 in Super Bowls.
BONUS SAD MANNING.
- North Dakota police have begun clearing out Standing Rock protester camps at the Dakota Access Pipeline site.
- Seven Earth-sized planets that could have water and possibly sustain life have been discovered orbiting a dwarf star, NASA announced today.
- The ACLU is suing Milwaukee and its police for allegedly performing thousands of illegal stop-and-frisk searches that targeted minorities.
- #Peggygate: West Elm is offering full refunds for the notoriously disintegrating Peggy Couch days after pulling it from its website and stores👏