1. When his teammates left him hanging during the pregame.
2. When the flyover reminded him of the scene where Goose dies in Top Gun.
4. When he looked at the scoreboard.
5. When he yelled in vain.
8. When he wondered if he DVR’d the Prince episode of New Girl.
9. When he remembered he doesn’t even have DVR.
10. When he was all, like, “Argh.”
11. When he was super bummed.
12. When his own lineman told him he’d rather watch the Puppy Bowl.
14. Whe he just couldn’t get loose.
16. When he threw that interception.
17. When he threw that other interception.
18. When he fell down and went boom.
19. When he remembered the Curse of Wes Welker.
Now 0 for 3 in Super Bowls.
BONUS SAD MANNING.
- President Trump signed an anti-abortion executive order that reinstates the so-called "global gag rule," barring foreign organizations taking US money from providing abortions.
- In the first major lawsuit of his presidency, Donald Trump has been sued by top legal scholars over alleged conflicts of interest with his foreign business entanglements.
- Samsung finally explained why its Galaxy Note 7 phones kept catching fire, blaming a combo of faulty batteries and improper welding📱🔥
- Alt-right news platform Breitbart News is set to expand its presence in Italy, BuzzFeed News has learned 📰 🇮🇹