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26 Things You'll Only Understand If You Survived Catholic School

Guilt is real and lasts forever.

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1. Jesus is the answer to just about everything...

3. You know that sex before marriage is an unnatural and disgusting sin...

7. Including soft fabrics...

9. You know you can get detention for just about anything.

10. Because dress code violations were endless...

11. Even if your morning wardrobe choices were not.

12. You still feel guilty missing mass, even if you haven't gone in years.

13. Because Catholic guilt is very real and lasts forever.

14. You still have no idea how to dance.

15. Because this guy was always cutting in.

16. You know what it's like to be held to impossible standards.

17. You remember science class leaving you feeling a little conflicted.

19. But you know the FIRST AND REALEST Iggy — St. Ignatius.

22. And you'll always appreciate a perfectly delivered religious joke.