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23 Reasons Your Cell Phone Is The Only Valentine You'll Ever Need

Battery life may be temporary, but true love lasts forever.

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1. It's the only thing you want to see when you get up in the morning.

2. And you panic when you don't know its whereabouts.

3. Because it literally feels like it's a part of you.

4. It knows all your favorite music.

5. And never judges you for all the weird things you search for on Google.

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6. It guides you home when you're too drunk to figure it out.

7. And you can even trust it with all of your darkest secrets.

8. You spend all day together and you never seem to get sick of its company.

9. Because it helps you to understand subjects you don't know too well.

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10. And you don't need to bring it to dinner — it brings the dinner to YOU.

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11. It always knows when you need a boost in self-esteem.

12. And it reminds you to keep it real.

13. It holds all your favorite memories.

14. And is your perfect wingman when you're trying to avoid people at the bar.

15. You rarely go anywhere without them.

16. And when you do — you regret it.

17. It's seen more of you than you'd care to admit.

18. And sure, you have some disagreements and falling outs...

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19. But you're always fiercely protective over it.

20. Because you know other people are just jealous of the relationship you have.

21. You know your connection is so deep it would even take a bullet for you.

22. And when it hurts — you feel the pain.

23. It's your everything, and at the end of the day you know you'd be completely lost without it.

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