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The 19 Realest Things You ACTUALLY Learn In College

Not everything is in a text book.

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1. How to adapt in the face of adversity:

2. When to ask for help:

3. How to feign interest:

4. When to use the reply-all button:

My school sent out a warning about cougar sightings & some kid replied this to the entire school πŸ’€πŸ’€


5. How to budget your time and money:

6. To always be aware of your surroundings:

7. Being on time is important:

My professor makes you dance when you’re late to his class. This is college.

8. That dogs are always welcome:


9. And you should always know your limits:

10. Networking:

11. How to diagnose your own problems:

12. When to cut dead weight:


13. Password protection:

β€œon a scale of 1-10 how uncomfortable are you?”

14. How to be responsible with money:

15. How to give advance notice:

16. The importance of your own mental well-being:


17. Patience:

18. Ingenuity:

Never underestimate what a university student would do to get out of an exam lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

19. And how to plot your revenge: