The moment you realize your kid is actively trolling you.
When you finally find your car keys.
When you realize Miley Cyrus was once considered a role model.
When they develop weird friendships with dead presidents.
When their dream job is a little too obtainable.
When they act like this in the grocery store.
When you're not totally sure these are spelling mistakes.
When they find your handcuffs but lose the key.
When they complain... about everything.
When they pick up a new hobby.
When they're inconsiderate snotfaces.
WHEN THE DAMN KIDS NEVER CARE ABOUT THE NICE THINGS YOU BOUGHT THEM.
When you see this in a Best Buy.
When you notice kids shoving a baby in a cannon.
When you come home to your computer and it looks like this.
When your kid is too obsessed with money.
When your black coffee gets a little too colorful.
When they like their brother's bike too much.
When they bring home a sex toy... I mean marker.
When you have to scrub paint off places there shouldn't be paint.
When they decide cannibalism is the answer — and their teacher supports them.
When this somehow happens...
When your kid has to draw and measure the length of a pair of scissors.
And when they declare themselves infallible.