23 Things That, No Matter How Hard They Try, Will Never Be Vaginas
Don't be fooled!
1. This is just a ham sandwich.
2. And this is just a delicious citrus fruit.
3. This is just a pocket. We promise!
4. And this is just a dried up apricot.
5. Don't be fooled — this is just a kiwi.
6. And this is just a cut of meat.
7. This bag is just a bag...
8. And those are FLOWERS. Okay? FLOWERS.
9. These are the pockets to some shorts.
10. And this is another sandwich. Not a vagina.
11. This is a raw chicken breast, ya hear??
12. And here are three more of them.
13. This clam isn't tricking anyone.
14. And neither is this zippered bag.
15. This is a dried up apple, and it always will be.
16. This isn't a vagina, either.
17. Neither is this!
18. Really, who do these fruits think they're kidding?
19. This is a container of butter. Not a vagina.
20. This is a knee. Also not a vagina.
21. This is clearly just bubble wrap, and nothing more.
22. And whatever you might think, this is a pic of a hand holding a wet flower...
23. And this is another sandwich. It's still not a vagina.
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