What Australian Capital Cities Think About Other Australian Capital Cities

Australians are a fickle bunch and we all have opinions on our neighbouring cities whether they're true or not.

Sydney

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Adelaide: Not Sydney

Brisbane: Not Sydney

Canberra: Not Sydney

Darwin: Not Sydney

Hobart: Not Sydney

Melbourne: Not Sydney

Perth: Not Sydney

Sydney: Not London

Melbourne

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Adelaide: My grandparents live there.

Brisbane: Warmth with Australian bogans.

Canberra: Why did they get A.C.T status?

Darwin: Warmth with European bogans.

Hobart: Great ferry spot on the way to a museum.

Melbourne: No one does coffee or laneways other than us.

Perth: I think they play AFL there?

Sydney: I've flown there more times than I've driven to Geelong.

Brisbane

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Adelaide: I think I have cousins there.

Brisbane: Maroons 4eva.

Canberra: Where Campbell Newman lives?

Darwin: Cyclone Sister.

Hobart: Too cold.

Melbourne: Game 3 State of Origin.

Perth: I'd rather go Jetstar to Japan.

Sydney: Cockroaches.

Perth

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Adelaide: At least we're not them.

Brisbane: Why bother? Bali is basically an outer suburb.

Canberra: Steals our mining royalties.

Darwin: We've got Broome.

Hobart: No direct flights.

Melbourne: You want hipsters? Try Freo.

Perth: W.A - Wait Awhile.

Sydney: Our tallest is bigger than their tallest.

Adelaide

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Adelaide: Hates on own city, continues to live in city.

Brisbane: Theme parks.

Canberra: Educational road trip destination.

Darwin: Expensive train goes there.

Hobart: Smaller than us.

Melbourne: AFL GRAND FINAL.

Perth: At least we're not them.

Sydney: The big smoke.

Canberra

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Adelaide: Warm holiday.

Brisbane: Extremely warm holiday.

Canberra: Winter is always coming.

Darwin: Tropically warm holiday,

Hobart: Look, they're probably colder.

Melbourne: Slightly warm holiday.

Perth: Far away beaches.

Sydney: "Close" beaches.

Hobart

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Adelaide: You think YOU'VE got an ageing population?

Brisbane: Go there to defrost.

Canberra: Go there to re-acclimatise before heading home.

Darwin: Go back up there to melt.

Hobart: MONA mo'problems.

Melbourne: *friendly wave to the neighbours*

Perth: *fist bump for isolation solidarity*

Sydney: Too busy - where's the serenity?

Darwin

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Adelaide: Six month refuge during cyclone season.

Brisbane: Flood brothers.

Canberra: Frozen.

Darwin: We've got crocs, backpackers and the NT NEWS mate.

Hobart: Frozen - The Sequel.

Melbourne: La-di-da lattes.

Perth: Bali mates live there.

Sydney: Rat race.