It has come to our attention that Canada thinks it is the home of making boring things BIG.
But come on, that is straight up slander against Australia.
I mean, look at your "Largest Lobster"...
...and then check out ours!
That thing is fucking HUGE!
It's like you're not even trying with your World’s Largest UFO Landing Pad...
...but we know what's what when paying homage to our greatest ever invention.
Sure this giant axe in New Brunswick might ~seem~ badass...
...except it's nothing when compared to this BOXING CROCODILE.
It's nice that you try and replicate majestic sea life...
...but let's be real, nothing can beat this glorious giant trout.
And a giant chair?
Try a giant ROCKING HORSE.
Look you don't want to mess with us and our big things. Trust us.
Maybe just stick to what you're good at Canada and leave the Big Stuff to your Aussie mates.
