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29 Things All Aussies Who Don't Live In Sydney Are Sick Of Hearing

OTHER AUSTRALIAN CITIES ARE ALSO GLORIOUS.

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Sydney is pretty great.

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I mean, you're living your best life.

But Sydney, the rest of Australia is tired of you guys thinking it's all about you.

It's time to take a moment and listen.

1. "Sydney's weather is glorious."

BBC

This is Australia - every city has glorious days. And it legit rains more in Sydney than Melbourne.

2. "We've had such a cold winter, hey?"

YOU KNOW NOTHING UNTIL YOU'VE SURVIVED WINTER IN CANBERRA OR HOBART.
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YOU KNOW NOTHING UNTIL YOU'VE SURVIVED WINTER IN CANBERRA OR HOBART.

3. "Bondi Vet. Bondi Rescue. Bondi Beach."

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We get it, you like Bondi.

4. "No one actually goes to the North Shore, unless you live on the North Shore."

FOX

Isn't Sydney big enough on its own without adding a-whole-nother bloody shore?!

5. "I grew up in The Shire."

Wait! Are you a Hobbit?
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Wait! Are you a Hobbit?

6. "This election, we'll be focusing on Western Sydney."

Would it kill the federal government to think about voters somewhere other than Sydney every once in a while?
ABC

Would it kill the federal government to think about voters somewhere other than Sydney every once in a while?

7. "Kale juice anyone?"

Is EVERYONE in Sydney on an organic health kick?
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Is EVERYONE in Sydney on an organic health kick?

8. "You haven't lived until you've eaten Messina."

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Messina exists outside the NSW border, FYI.

9. "This coffee is GREAT!"

Ummmm Sydney, nah.
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Ummmm Sydney, nah.

10. "It's so close to the beautiful water."

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Carn Sydney, ALL Australian capital cities are on or close to water.

11. "Nothing compares to Sydney beaches."

Port Willunga, SA
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Port Willunga, SA

Scarborough Beach, WA
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Scarborough Beach, WA

Cairns, QLD
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Cairns, QLD

These photos were not taken at Sydney beaches.

12. "Ughhhhhhh CBD lockouts are THE WORST."

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Brisbane, Newcastle and Adelaide have lockout laws too so that ain't no thing.

13. "One Coopers Green thanks."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU

IT'S CALLED A "PALE" (and it's not Coopers Red, it's "Sparkling".)

14. "The Hunter Valley is the best wine region."

Closest. You mean closest. Because the best is obviously in SA.

15. "The Blues were robbed!"

Look, the Maroons probably won fair and square and can we go back to talking about literally anything else now?
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Look, the Maroons probably won fair and square and can we go back to talking about literally anything else now?

16. "Sydney Olympics were the best ever."

The year 2000 was a looooooong time ago... Nikki Webster has a child now people!

17. "Does anyone even watch AFL though?"

Um, yeah like the rest of Australia. Also did someone say $2.5 billion dollars for TV rights?
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Um, yeah like the rest of Australia. Also did someone say $2.5 billion dollars for TV rights?

18. "CityRail? More like ShittyRail!"

Go to Adelaide, there's ONE tram line.
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Go to Adelaide, there's ONE tram line.

19. "The traffic is sooooo bad."

FOX

But you chose to live in Australia's biggest city, what did you expect?

20. "I'm not going to that suburb, it's so. Far. Away."

But really, is it?
NBC

But really, is it?

21. "Oh, it's not THAT expensive."

I just paid $9 for a freakin' juice m8, so, it is.

22. "But my rent is so high."

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Oi the cost of living is going up everywhere. Perth is expensive because of the mining boom, Melbourne is definitely not cheap and Adelaide also has rising unemployment.

23. "OMG your shops close at 5:30 p.m.? But that's SO EARLY!"

Two words: Time management.

24. "This band's world tour is coming to Australia! Sydney dates announced!"

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Bands flying half way around the world generally do more than one city (apologies to Perth and Adelaide.)

25. "Sydney is basically the capital of Australia."

NBC

It's OK Canberra, we've got your back.

26. "There's nothing to do there."

New Line Cinema

People all around Australia ~seem~ to be getting by just fine.

27. "How far away is that?"

CBS

Tfw you mention Wagga to a Sydneysider.

28. "Sydney is better than your city even though I've never been to your city."

FOX

-_-

29. "Best. Bridge. Ever."

BBC

Alright, you can have that one.

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