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    25 Times You Don’t Even Know Who You Are Anymore

    "Seriously, who am I?"

    1. When you wake up early on the weekend to work out.


    2. When a telemarketer asks if you have 10 minutes to answer some questions and you say, “Sure.”

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    3. When someone asks you if you've seen a movie and you say "yes" even though you haven't.

    "What? Why did I say that?"

    4. When you send a flirty text to someone you just met.

    5. When out of nowhere you use a slang term you've never used before.

    "Uh, I don't know why I just said that."

    6. When you order veggies as your side instead of fries.

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    7. When you take an online quiz about a subject you don’t think you know anything about and ace it.

    "18 out of 18? I'm a genius!"

    8. When you spend the afternoon cleaning even though no one is coming over.

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    9. When you tell someone you don't even like, "We should get together soon!"


    10. When you already feel drunk only halfway through your first drink.

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    "Since when did I become such a lightweight?"

    11. When you cry at a commercial and it doesn't even have anything to do with babies or animals.


    12. When you get into an impassioned argument defending a position you don’t actually care about.

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    13. When you catch yourself singing along to a Nickelback song.

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    14. Also, how do you even know the words?


    15. When you go bowling and all of a sudden turn into a strike machine.

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    "Maybe I should join a league."

    16. When you eat an entire box of crackers, bag of chips, or pizza all by yourself.


    "No one saw that, right?"

    17. When you order a Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks and can't finish it.

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    18. When you wake up after a night of drinking and discover all of the random stuff you bought online.

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    "Green tea Kit-Kat bars from Japan and $150 worth of board games. Seriously, WTF?"

    19. Also, all of the random stuff you DVR'd.

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    "A season's pass to Naked and Afraid? Um, OK."

    20. When you find yourself saying something your parents used to say.

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    21. When someone asks you for advice and you start telling them to do stuff you’ve never done in your life.

    22. When you make a joke that is especially mean-spirited.

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    "Whoa. That was way harsh."

    23. When you start reading a book you don't think you'll like and end up obsessed with it.

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    24. When a random celebrity dies and you’re surprised by how depressed you get.

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    "Apparently I freaking loved Mickey Rooney."

    25. When you’re on the dance floor and impulsively attempt a move you've never tried before.


    "Did I really just...twerk?"


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