1. Like, what happened in this apartment?

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2. And what's the deal with this coworker and their beloved grapes?

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3. And who put up all these "WHO STOLE" notes trolling our poor grape lover? Could it have been...the grape thief?

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4. OK, OK, OK...WHAT THE? Dave! What on earth?! If you're reading this (or I guess if Dave's dad is), explain this drama in the comments, please!

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5. Speaking of coworker drama, you KNOW there's more to this story!

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6. Wait, what? Who's Mike? And what does he have against fishermen?

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7. Ooh, what's going on here? Is the parker the asshole? Or is the anti-parker?!

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8. Wait, so someone is just spraying a bunch of cologne somewhere day after day? Why? NEED MORE INFO!

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9. Now, there is a story here, but I don't know what the heck it is. Sarah, if you're out there, spill the tea in the comments!

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"Sarah, I waited all day. now I'll let the police know you sold me the trailer!"
10. Hold up! Your 12-year-old knows what Brazzers is and feels comfortable telling you they know? But you're so offended you wrote a note? Something...is amiss. (Deets in comments pls.)

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11. What traumatic experience did this taxi driver have with a passenger with — I'm guessing — very large feet that led to him putting up all these signs?

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12. "Chauvinistic proclamations of sexual conquest"?! Thongs from your "hunt"? There is a story HERE! What is happening, housekeeping? We want deets!

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13. Someone's peeing in...THERE? What? Why? How?

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14. And finally, why does someone want Karen to drink this? Is it a trick? Karen, if you didn't drink this and die from poison, fill us in!

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All of us after reading these bizarre, drama-filled notes:

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