1. When your husband refuses to help you do the laundry:
2. When a co-worker keeps stealing your lunch:
3. And when a co-worker keeps using your coffee creamer:
4. When someone's shiny sports car takes up two spaces:
5. When you have guests you don't like:
6. When your landlord won't fix anything (so you pay your rent with ones):
7. When you have crappy customers:
8. And when you have crappy servers:
9. When someone cheats on you:
My boyfriend cheated on me so i convinced him to get matching tattoos..he went first and I went home
10. And when your partner annoys you:
When my wife pisses me off, I get on her Pinterest and pin lots of mediocre shit, like cupcakes that just look like cupcakes.
11. When the city puts up a condescending sign telling you to pick up after your dog:
12. When someone steals your damn phone:
13. When someone sends you a spam fax (so you put the spammer's number on a "Free Monkey" flyer and post it around town):
14. When someone beats your top score:
Tom beat this guy's score on #MarioBros, so he took his revenge with this nice little message. #Nintendo #RetroGaming #retro #Arcadegaming #arcade #pettyrevenge https://t.co/J9XHz1Y0xZ
15. When your neighbor's dog won't shut up:
16. When your suitemate is inconsiderate:
Whenever my suitemate leaves his stuff in the shower I tape it to the wall. #pettyrevenge
17. When people sitting near you are rude:
Coffee shop. People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business. I just bought the domain name.
18. When someone messes with your clothes at the laundromat:
19. When your "buddy" sleeps with your girlfriend:
My buddy slept with my girl, so I replaced his 20 year old whiskey with 50 year old urine.. BOTTOMS UP!! #HowITookRevenge
20. When an obnoxious guy hits on you:
Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy’s phone. All I did was edit his mom’s contact. Hope she likes dick pics and booty calls.
21. And when someone is, well, a dick:
