What Type Of Parent Are You?
You think most parents are way too overprotective, and take pride in the fact that you rarely have any idea where your kids are. Your favorite thing to say is, “They’ll be home when they’re home.”
You never imagined parenting could be this hard before you had kids, and now talk about showers the way most people talk about vacations.
You dress your kids in skinny jeans, oversized glasses, and Sex Pistols’ T-shirts even though they've never heard a note of their music.
You’ve somehow convinced your kids to love tomato wedges, and totally judge others for giving Doritos to their kids even if you're too polite to say so.
Congratulations! You make parenting seem totally awesome instead of a series of dirty diapers, tantrums, and PTA meetings.
You spend all day within arm’s reach of your kid in case they fall down, pick up something dirty, or need a hug.
You’ve cut your hair, wear high-waisted jeans, and can’t wait to tell everyone all about the interesting things you learned on NPR this morning.
You treat your kids like they’re in the military, and expect full compliance to their rules. Your kids are scared of you and so are your neighbors.