The One Thing You Never Noticed About The Movie "Parenthood"

"When you're sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam..."

At the start of the 1989 film, Parenthood, young Kevin Buckman sings "The Diarrhea Song" on the way home from a baseball game.

"When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst...."

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"Diarrhea! Diarrhea!"

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"When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd..."

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"Diarrhea! Diarrhea!"

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"When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam..."

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"Diarrhea! Diarrhea!"

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But WAIT! Did you notice something was missing? There's no verse for second base!

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Kevin goes right from first to third, totally skipping over second base.

Why is there no second verse? How could they have possibly left such musical masterpiece unfinished?

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It may not be in the movie, but some people claim "The Diarrhea Song" does actually have a verse for second base. If you think you know it, leave it in the comments!