1. This sexist, anti-mask sign is infuriating in about seven different ways:
2. This anti-mask sign screams, "Ugh, not eating here!"
3. And — before we move on — here's one more anti-mask sign that'll raise your blood pressure:
4. Then there's this sign at a store that has, I guess, quite the spitting problem:
5. And this sign for a supermarket with its own gross spitting issue:
6. Speaking of gross, the men who inspired this sign:
7. And whoever inspired this sign (and maybe turned me off potato salad forever):
8. This sign won't turn me off ice cream (because...ice cream), but it's still unsettling:
9. This sign in a smelly elevator explains why it's smelly:
Here it is, easier to read:
10. This sign outside a would-be Lothario's home is, well, awkward:
11. And this sign posted by a bar (gotta be the bar and not the conference center, right?) deserves all the side-eye it gets:
12. This sign makes me wonder what exactly is going on in this store:
13. This sign is less mysterious — I think we all know what is going on here — but it's still quite a sign:
14. This sign in an apartment suggests that living there, uh, stinks:
15. While this sign suggests that living with these neighbors is just as bad (if not worse):
Here it is, easier (sort of) to read:
16. This sign at a dentist's office definitely makes me think someone died there:
17. And this sign makes me think that there must be a LOT of drug dealing going on if they're using their sign for this and not advertising ice cream:
18. This sign will just plain infuriate you:
19. This sign...I'm going to need gamers to explain to me:
20. And this sign makes me think, Who are these people?
21. This sign exists, believe it or not, to specify that a patio is not a bathroom:
22. And then there's this sign in an actual bathroom, but it's every bit as disturbing:
23. This sign takes a stand against soggy money:
24. While this sign objects to boob and sock money, at least seasonally:
25. This sign suggests pancakes might be the food stoners crave the most:
26. And this sign suggests that this gas station gets its share of high people too:
27. This sign took a strong stance on this issue, for some reason:
28. This sign just makes me feel bad for everyone associated with the Woolworths Neutral Bay car park:
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And this one makes me feel for this building's custodians:
30. This sign makes me want to stop drinking water:
31. And this one...actually, this one is totally understandable: