For the incredibly self-absorbed:

For the Christmas-hating Scrooge:

For the pretentious literary snob:

For the outspoken (and oversharing) lover of 50 Shades of Grey:

For the humorless evangelizer:

For the loudmouth atheist:

For the infuriatingly impatient:

For the out-of-control party animal:

For the boastful Martha Stewart wannabe:

For the kid of the most annoying parent you know:

For the iPod-loving tech-head:

For the biggest right-wing a-hole you know:

For the biggest left-wing a-hole you know:

For your incompetent boss:

For the most rah-rah, over-the-top "patriot" you know:

For the infuriatingly lazy and messy roommate:

For the super macho jerk:

For the mean-spirited old person:
