For the incredibly self-absorbed:
For the Christmas-hating Scrooge:
For the pretentious literary snob:
For the outspoken (and oversharing) lover of 50 Shades of Grey:
For the humorless evangelizer:
For the loudmouth atheist:
For the infuriatingly impatient:
For the out-of-control party animal:
For the kid of the most annoying parent you know:
For the iPod-loving tech-head:
For the biggest right-wing a-hole you know:
For the biggest left-wing a-hole you know:
For your incompetent boss:
For the most rah-rah, over-the-top "patriot" you know:
For the infuriatingly lazy and messy roommate:
For the super macho jerk:
For the mean-spirited old person: