Passive-Aggressive Holiday Gifts For The People You Hate

I hope you have a wonderful holiday.

Posted on

For the outspoken (and oversharing) lover of 50 Shades of Grey: / Via

"Bondage? No, I don't think there's any bondage in it. Wait a minute. There's bondage of the mind. Lots and lots of bondage of the mind!"

For the kid of the most annoying parent you know: / Via

"Don't worry about it losing power, lil' Eddie. I put nine packs of extra batteries in there. It'll be making all kinds of fun noises until the end of time!"