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This quiz takes dad jokes very, <i>very</i> seriously.

This quiz takes dad jokes very, very seriously.

If You Can Get 7/12 On This Dad Joke Quiz, You Are 100% Dad

Only An Actual Dad Has Even A Chance Of Guessing 7/12 Of These Punchlines

Tooth hurt-y!

A ba-na-na-na!

He's shellfish!

Cell phones!

What do prisoners use to call each other?

An iWitness!

What does it make you if you see a robbery at the Apple store?

He was a little horse!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

1Forrest1

Rub it, rub it!

A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit." What does a horny toad say?

A satisfactory!

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

She took a couple days off!

Why did the lady get fired from her job at a calendar factory?

Beef Stroganoff!

Ten-tickles!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Look, this was a hard quiz. What did you think — we'd call you a dad joke expert lightly? You need to earn such an exalted title! Now go out, tell 100 bad jokes that elicit major groans, have a Rocky-esque training sequence, then come back and try again!

You are NOT a dad joke expert!

You, my friend, have DEFINITELY made a whole lot of people groan in your life. Dads (and non-dads) everywhere bow before you and your comedic genius!

Congratulations! You are officially a dad joke expert!

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If You Can Get 7/12 On This Dad Joke Quiz, You Are 100% Dad

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