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Posted on Jan 29, 2018

If You Can Get 7/12 On This Dad Joke Quiz, You Are 100% Dad

This quiz takes dad jokes very, very seriously.

  1. What time did the man go to the dentist?

    NBC
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Tooth hurt-y!

  2. What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    A ba-na-na-na!

    Via ESPN
  3. Why did the crab never share?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    He's shellfish!

  4. What do prisoners use to call each other?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Cell phones!

  5. What does it make you if you see a robbery at the Apple store?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    An iWitness!

  6. Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    He was a little horse!

    Via NBC
  7. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    1Forrest1

    Via PBS
  8. A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit." What does a horny toad say?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Rub it, rub it!

    Via NBC
  9. What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    A satisfactory!

  10. Why did the lady get fired from her job at a calendar factory?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    She took a couple days off!

  11. What do you call a masturbating cow?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Beef Stroganoff!

    Via Columbia
  12. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Ten-tickles!

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