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    17 Horny People Who See Sex Absolutely Anywhere

    These people looking at two trees: "Daaaaamn!"

    1. Whoever saw these trees and blushed.

    These joshua trees that look like they’re having sex from mildlyinteresting

    2. Whoever squeezed out this ketchup and then went, "Daaaaaaamn!"

    The ketchup on my burger looks like a couple having sex. from mildlyinteresting

    3. And whoever saw this ketchup and fanned themselves.

    The ketchup on my corn dog looks like stick figure sex from mildlyinteresting

    4. Whoever saw this and was like, "Ooh! Get it, carrot!"

    These carrots look like two people having sex. from mildlyinteresting

    5. And whoever saw this piece of popcorn and thought, Someone's getting a piece.

    This piece of popcorn looks a little bit like two turtles having sex from mildlyinteresting

    6. Whoever saw this surfing T-shirt and covered their open mouth.

    The waves on this shirt look like two people having sex from mildlyinteresting

    7. Whoever saw this fire and thought, That's hot.

    This picture I took of a fire looks like two people having sex from mildlyinteresting

    8. Whoever pulled out this cookie and thought of nookie.

    These animal crackers came out of the bag having sex from mildlyinteresting

    9. Whoever looked at this poor, slumbering kitty and had their mind go places.

    This cat looks like another cat is having sex with it. (x-post from /r/funny) from mildlyinteresting

    10. Whoever saw these buildings and thought, Right out here in the open?!

    11. Whoever saw the the cover of this criminology textbook and thought, Criminologists are freaky!

    The cover of my Criminology textbook looks like two people are having sex. from mildlyinteresting

    12. Whoever blew this smoke and then thought it looked smoking hot.

    My boyfriend was smoking and took a picture of the smoke, and it looks exactly like two people having sex from mildlyinteresting

    13. Whoever looked at these shadows and thought, Get a room!

    The shadow given off by these statues makes it look like they are having sex. from mildlyinteresting

    14. Whoever saw these cleaning tools and thought dirty thoughts.

    The handle on this dustpan and broomset looks like two men having sex (sfw) from mildlyinteresting

    15. Whoever laid eyes on this statue and immediately thought of stick-figure porn.

    16. Whoever looked at these "how to adjust your chair" instructions and got all hot and bothered.

    These chair positions look like sex positions. from mildlyinteresting

    17. And whoever looked at this warning sticker and felt electrified:

    This warning sticker looks like "sex" from mildlyinteresting

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