28 Times Crap Painters Committed A Crime Against Humanity

Sorry, but if you want relaxation, watch a Bob Ross video.

1. This landlord who painted over a cockroach:

Landlords- please don’t paint over cockroaches. from pics

2. And this one who painted over a penny:

Landlord painted over a penny from NotMyJob

3. This lazy painter who — instead of moving some leaves — just didn't finish this line:

Painting the parking lot from NotMyJob

4. This painter who I'm thinking has anger issues:

I painted the lines, boss from NotMyJob

5. And this painter who painted the retainer...and the sidewalk...and that car:

Spray painted the tree guard boss from NotMyJob

6. This genius who included the Shutterstock watermark when painting this mural:

Painted that mural on, boss from NotMyJob

7. This road painter who tried to paint a bike, but basically painted a Rorschach test (is it two snakes drinking a giant martini? A superhero helmet?):

When it's your first day at work with the road painting crew and you don't want to admit you've never seen a bike. from NotMyJob

8. And this troublemaker who painted over the "M" on the side of the Manus Power Movers building:

Someone painted over the “M” on a building in my hometown from pics

9. This spelling-challenged road painter: 

Painted that road for you boss! from NotMyJob

10. This painter who was either very confused or very out of yellow paint:

Must've ran out of yellow paint from onejob

11. And this painter responsible for probably the most poorly painted handicap parking symbol ever:

Painted the handicap parking spot from NotMyJob

12. Wait, scratch that, this is the worst:

I finished painting the handicapped parking spot, boss! from NotMyJob

13. ACTUALLY — oh my — this is the worst (and we will be taking no more submissions):

This poorly painted handicap parking spot. from NotMyJob

14. And — while we're discussing parking space symbols — this painter possibly thinks children are aliens from outer space:

Painted the parent and child parking spaces boss from NotMyJob

15. This painter who painted over a plank of wood instead of moving it:

Painted that wall for you, boss from NotMyJob

16. This painter — come on! — who couldn't be bothered to move this plant a few feet:

Get paid for painting not moving plants from NotMyJob

17. And this painter who didn't have time to move this clock:

Painted the wall boss from NotMyJob

18. This painter who painted over a light switch:

On the house im moving into the guy painted over the lightswitch. from onejob

19. This painter who painted over an electrical outlet:

Painted the wall boss from NotMyJob

20. And this road painter who, I think, clearly needs a new line of work:

Straight lines painted boss! from NotMyJob

21. Speaking of road painters, this one painted over a spoon:

"Why should we have to clean up before painting the new yellow line?" from NotMyJob

22. This one painted over some cardboard:

Pretty clear their job was only to paint the stripes. Spotted in Fort Wayne Indiana 6/1/2020 from NotMyJob

23. This (possibly Canadian) one painted over a leaf:

Finished painting the lines in the lot, boss. from NotMyJob

24. And this one painted over...oh...RIP lil buddy:

I just paint the road from NotMyJob

25. This boneheaded painter wrote over an ancient pictograph:

Painting over a pictograph from c. 500 AD to mark your property from trashy

26. This painter didn't bother to pull out a push pin before painting:

Removing push pins and staples before painting can be tough from NotMyJob

27. This painter just painted right over gum:

After renovating the band room the people who painted the shelves just painted over the gum. from NotMyJob

28. And this painter even painted over tape which could've been removed so easily:

Removing the tape before painting - not my job I guess from NotMyJob

Outstanding work all around, everyone. Really, just outstanding.

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