1. EXPECTATION: Not to change the meaning entirely.
2. EXPECTATION: Not to be pepperoni-rolled.
3. EXPECTATION: Less pajama, more costume.
4. EXPECTATION: Not to look like a freaking candle.
5. EXPECTATION: Not to ask, "Where's the beef?"
6. EXPECTATION: Non–horror film chickens.
7. EXPECTATION: Not to get ham and cheesed off.
8. EXPECTATION: To have a face, just to have a face.
9. EXPECTATION: Maybe a little effort.
10. EXPECTATION: Fewer fish crackers.
11. EXPECTATION: To be scary, not scary bad.
12. EXPECTATION: More broccoli, way more broccoli.
13. EXPECTATION: Beans, not butts.
14. EXPECTATION: Cheese fries, not cheese and fries.
15. EXPECTATION: Not to lose your appetite before breaking the seal.
16. EXPECTATION: Growing carrots would involve more...carrot.
17. EXPECTATION: About 88% more red.
18. EXPECTATION: Not to look like a sad clown/The Joker.
19. EXPECTATION: Not to need a magnifying glass.
20. EXPECTATION: To express his excitement for vinyl...but not THAT much excitement.
But don't despair! Because not everything disappoints. Some things actually EXCEED expectations.
21. EXPECTATION: Not to be the thickest and most glorious ice cream cookie ever made!
